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chassidisheveib
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 Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:19 pm
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:21 pm
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The ball kept getting bigger and bigger. I was wondering why, and then it hit me.
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:23 pm
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What would bears be without bees?
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Plonis bas Plonis
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:44 pm
| NechaMom wrote: | | Because someone spilled the beans. |
Close!
It got mugged
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:44 pm
So close, It wanted to be a watermelon.
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:44 pm
Heres two. .
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
Why did the tomato blush?
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theoneandonly
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:45 pm
| chassidisheveib wrote: | | Why won’t it hurt if you hit your friend with a soda? |
Well it only won't hurt if it's a light soda
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Plonis bas Plonis
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:45 pm
| NechaMom wrote: | | Can someone please hamotzi lechem min haaretz? |
You really spin your own on these 
My answer: Oops, I guess it's time to challah-day and take a break!
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:45 pm
| theoneandonly wrote: | | Well it only won't hurt if it's a light soda |
Close. It won’t hurt it’s a soft drink.
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theoneandonly
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:45 pm
| chassidisheveib wrote: | Heres two. .
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
Why did the tomato blush? |
Because he saw the salad dressing
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NechaMom
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:47 pm
| Plonis bas Plonis wrote: | You really spin your own on these
My answer: Oops, I guess it's time to challah-day and take a break! |
Is there only one "real" answer? Sorry, I like mine better. 
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:47 pm
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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theoneandonly
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:47 pm
| chassidisheveib wrote: | Heres two. .
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
Why did the tomato blush? |
No, I guess it didn't really take off.
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:47 pm
| chassidisheveib wrote: | Heres two. .
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
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Great food, no atmosphere!
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