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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:43 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?


DS 12 said "I 'cheddar' to think about it"
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chassidisheveib  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 1:33 pm
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?


He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing.
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 1:38 pm
Lemonade 2323 wrote:
I don't know, but what du call a deer with no eyes?

No idea. (No eye-deer)



what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 1:38 pm
What do you call a sheep with no hand(legs) or legs. ?

Last edited by chassidisheveib on Mon, Jul 08 2024, 4:42 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 1:41 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
What do you call a sheep with not hand(legs) or legs. ?


a sheep?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 1:41 pm
observer wrote:
a sheep?

A cloud.
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 2:17 pm
What do you call an alligator detective?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 3:54 pm
cbsp wrote:
DS 12 said "I 'cheddar' to think about it"

Omg LOL

The answer is There was nothing left but de-brie
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 3:55 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
What do you call a sheep with not hand(legs) or legs. ?

A cloud!
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 3:56 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
What do you call an alligator detective?

An investigator
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 3:58 pm
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 3:59 pm
What did the ocean say to the shore?
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  Plonis bas Plonis  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 3:59 pm
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 3:59 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
What did the ocean say to the shore?


Nothing he Waves.
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 4:02 pm
What did the tired Jewish mama say when she dropped the challah bread?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 4:06 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because someone spilled the beans.
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 4:08 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
What did the tired Jewish mama say when she dropped the challah bread?

Can someone please hamotzi lechem min haaretz?
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  chassidisheveib  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 4:15 pm
What did the dentist call their x rays?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 4:16 pm
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 4:18 pm
Why won’t it hurt if you hit your friend with a soda?
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