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Post Sun, Jul 07 2024, 11:53 pm
How do you make holy water
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Post Sun, Jul 07 2024, 11:54 pm
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Post Sun, Jul 07 2024, 11:54 pm
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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Post Sun, Jul 07 2024, 11:59 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
How does moses make his coffee?
He-brews it.
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Post Sun, Jul 07 2024, 11:59 pm
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:00 am
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
What did one wall say to the other wall?


Meet you at the corner.
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:24 am
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They don't want to crack up
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:25 am
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He wined
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:26 am
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What do you call fake spaghetti

Impasta?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:27 am
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
What do you call fake spaghetti

Mock a roni
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:28 am
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
How do you organize a space party?

With Tupperware? JK
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:30 am
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
Why don't some couples go to the gym?

They can't work it out
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:40 am
NechaMom wrote:
Mock a roni

Creative!
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:40 am
NechaMom wrote:
With Tupperware? JK

Almost😉
You planet
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:41 am
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:55 am
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
How does moses make his coffee?


Hebrews it
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 12:56 am
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 1:06 am
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
How do you make holy water

Boil the hll out of it
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 3:18 am
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?


I don't know, but what du call a deer with no eyes?

No idea. (No eye-deer)
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 3:29 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
How does a penguin build its house

Igloos it together
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