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theoneandonly
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 Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:49 pm
Not sure if it's the same answer, but the question I've heard is why was the banana's bris late?
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NechaMom
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:49 pm
| chassidisheveib wrote: | Heres two. .
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
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They had no seating.
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NechaMom
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:50 pm
| theoneandonly wrote: | | Not sure if it's the same answer, but the question I've heard is why was the banana's bris late? |
It was yellow
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theoneandonly
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:50 pm
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What was Boaz before he got married?
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Plonis bas Plonis
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:50 pm
| NechaMom wrote: | Is there only one "real" answer? Sorry, I like mine better.  |
Yours is great ! I guess we're both on a roll with these challah jokes!
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:52 pm
| Plonis bas Plonis wrote: | | Yours is great ! I guess we're both on a roll with these challah jokes! | 
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:52 pm
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Why don’t you tell ducks jokes when they’re flying?
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NechaMom
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:52 pm
| Plonis bas Plonis wrote: | | Yours is great ! I guess we're both on a roll with these challah jokes! |
Yes, keep poppying them.
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Plonis bas Plonis
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:52 pm
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Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:53 pm
| theoneandonly wrote: | | Not sure if it's the same answer, but the question I've heard is why was the banana's bris late? |
He wasn’t peeling well.
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Plonis bas Plonis
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:54 pm
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Why did the people of Israel wander in the desert for 40 years?
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Plonis bas Plonis
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:54 pm
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chassidisheveib
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:55 pm
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Went to the bar tonight. Good times. Only a 15-minute walk. But the walk home took 45 minutes, the difference was staggering.
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Aurora
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:57 pm
| Plonis bas Plonis wrote: | | Why did the people of Israel wander in the desert for 40 years? |
Because men never ask for directions!
How did Hashem keep Adam and Chava from gambling?
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NechaMom
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Mon, Jul 08 2024, 7:59 pm
| Aurora wrote: | Because men never ask for directions!
How did Hashem keep Adam and Chava from gambling? |
The snakes were too high
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