Kids Corner- Share an adorable comment your child made

amother

Gray

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:11 pm

in the winter my 5 yr old was crying because I didn't let her have something. she said "you're making my face chapped because you're making me cry".

amother

Daphne

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:15 pm

My 2 y/o ka'h eating a nectarine.
I asked her, are you eating an apple?
She said, "No, I eating a trampoline."

BH Yom Yom

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:21 pm

amother Daphne wrote:

My 2 y/o ka'h eating a nectarine.
I asked her, are you eating an apple?
She said, "No, I eating a trampoline."

My 2yo asks for a “nectarine apple” 😋

amother

Stonewash

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:33 pm

My 2 year old -
kvetching when she can’t explain herself like an adult “it’s like it’s .. I can’t say the words”

When asked to go to sleep a few times “I can’t sleep now I forgot to do my homework”

Sighs dramatically “I can’t ugh everyone just keeps bothering me and it’s annoying” shrugs shoulders and slinks away.

Whew I have my hands full with this one…

amother

Mustard

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:33 pm

My 3yo says "dont worry mommy when your going to be 3, totty will give you a haircut and you will get a yarmulke and tzitzis just like me"

amother

Marigold

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:35 pm

Girl, age 3
Ma, when I melt and become a boy, will I have the same color hair/Peyos?

amother

Marigold

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:36 pm

Boy, 3 yrs old

when asked what he was doing he said 'you always say mind your own business'business'%

amother

Dill

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:38 pm

You can put the baby in the bassinet and go downstairs gezunterheit!

Oy Hashem! Please Hashem, make my pen work.

I want to see the Rebbe right now!

Tzeirei lamed, Lay. Kumatz alef uh. Leah!

-My three year old Leah.

ectomorph

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:40 pm

bsy wrote:

5 year old: mommy, are we humans or human beans?

Maybe someone has been reading them the BFG!

amother

Denim

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 10:55 pm

amother Daphne wrote:

My 2 y/o ka'h eating a nectarine.
I asked her, are you eating an apple?
She said, "No, I eating a trampoline."

Thats funny

My oldest is 16, this happened a long time ago but we still laugh about how she used to call a tangerine, a candy ring.

amother

Sunflower

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 11:24 pm

My 4 year old: She dozed off but woke up from me on the phone telling someone she was asleep. "I was probably just blinking. Blinking and sleeping are totally different."

BH Yom Yom

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 11:37 pm

amother Stonewash wrote:

Sounds like a real "twonager!" Very cute!

lovingmomming

Wed, Jun 26 2024, 11:42 pm

My just turned 2 year old kah

Copying my husband when he leaves to shul in the mornings

She takes a bag over her shoulder (tefilin) goes to the door “bye! See you! Have a good day!”
Me: where are you going?
“Shul!!” Mincha!”

ChalieB

Thu, Jun 27 2024, 3:29 am

My toddler (1.4), while beckoning:
"Ima, boee (come)!"

We're just learning sentences and it's so cute to see her mimicking us.

amother

Papayawhip

Thu, Jun 27 2024, 4:59 am

2 yr old cutie with loads of personality
Bye mommy see you love you every day when she goes to daycare
Randomly during the day will just blurt out I love you
Calls one grandmother plain Bobby and another grandmother Bobby Monsey lol

OddoneOut1

Thu, Jun 27 2024, 5:34 am

My almost 4 year old: "Hashem, please help us find my toy. Mommy, right Hashem hears me everywhere?
"And you even know His phone number!"

amother

Oatmeal

Thu, Jun 27 2024, 5:52 am

When my youngest sister was about 5 she told my brother who is 2 years older than her- don’t think your so great because your bigger then me. I could’ve come home from the hospital first but the doctor only let 1 baby leave the hospital at a time, so I was nice and I let you go first because I knew they wanted a boy.

(She’s youngest of 7 girls and he was the first boy after 6 girls..)

Chayalle

Thu, Jun 27 2024, 7:59 am

Last year my niece got engaged, and right after that BH my DD got engaged. Then more recently, next niece got engaged and BH right after that my DD got engaged.

My 9 year old niece said to my sister - why do they always copy us?

amother

Jasmine

Thu, Jun 27 2024, 8:06 am

3 yr old told us in the car he needed the bathroom, we asked him if he could hold it for a few minutes until we stop

He said no, because then his pee will be in his hands and spill everywhere

happyness

Thu, Jun 27 2024, 8:30 am

We’re sitting around the table discussing my eldest going to camp.

My four year old pipes up-

“He’s so lucky he’s going to camp - he’s not gonna have to listen to you”