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I'VE FIXED THE SHIDDUCH CRISIS!
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avigailmiriam  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 5:40 pm
GAMZu's girl and chaylizi's boy will get married. They'll get betrothed now and in approximately 18 to 21 years, they'll get married. No stress about shidduchim, they can spend their teenage years happy and stress-free. Their parents will not have to worry about anything, and they can get back to the business of raising happy, well adjusted kids.

C'mon ladies, who else has kids here? Post the child's age, gender and your derech. I'm childless so I'll play shadchan. Very Happy


Ok, sorry, I was feeling silly. By the way, Mazel Tov to both you ladies.
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Clarissa




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 5:44 pm
What about Tehilla's boy? I'd kind of set him up with GAMzu's girl, at least in my mind.
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  avigailmiriam  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 5:46 pm
I dunno. Does somebody else have a baby girl for Tehilla's fellow? Or is someone almost due? Maybe Shakleemom is having a girl?
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  avigailmiriam  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 5:48 pm
I vote that as each shidduch is made, we have an imamother l'chaim. Drunken Smile
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ora_43




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 5:54 pm
My older dd had three such "shidduch" offers when she was born. Unfortunately she bit one on the nose, took another's toy truck, and the third is just plain scared of her. So we're back at square one.

The moral of the story--if you find a shidduch for your infant, push off the actual meeting for as long as possible.
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  avigailmiriam  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:00 pm
Yes, I think it's best that the little dears learn basic manners before meeting. They should also get over the whole "boys/girls have cooties" thing. Perhaps we should stick to correspondence by letter until they are bar/bat mitzvah age.
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Atali




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:00 pm
avigailmiriam wrote:
I dunno. Does somebody else have a baby girl for Tehilla's fellow? Or is someone almost due? Maybe Shakleemom is having a girl?


I have a girl, but she's three months already. Will he consider an older girl?
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  avigailmiriam  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:05 pm
I dunno. Tehilla, is he the type to prefer...OLDER WOMEN.


Ohterwise, Atali, we should be able to find your maidele a nice chosson somewhere else in the universe of imamother.
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Miss Missie




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:14 pm
AG, you crack me up.

Gamzu and Chaylizi, please don't forget to post an invitation to the wedding.
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Tefila




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:14 pm
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The moral of the story--if you find a shidduch for your infant, push off the actual meeting for as long as possible.

Great advice LOL LOL LOL
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Twizzlers




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:17 pm
well, my 7 month old ds is still on the market.....
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  avigailmiriam  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:19 pm
Ok, twizzler's son and Atali's girl. 2 shidduchim!

We still need someone for Tefilla's boy.


I expect that we will have virtual chuppot so that all of imamother can attend.
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  avigailmiriam  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:19 pm
Wait, but then do I have to buy gifts for all of these weddings. That could add up. $$$$$$$$$$$$$
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shnitzel




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:24 pm
no you get shadchanus!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4
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  avigailmiriam




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 6:25 pm
Excellent. Silly BT me.
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mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 8:41 pm
well my 2 year old ds had two dates with Ruchel's dd...she came all the way from Paris to meet him in the Cafe Rimon and then Park ha Paamon. Tongue Out Still awaiting a third date...what do you say Ruchel?
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bubby




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 8:52 pm
I'll be the Bubby of Honor. I'll buy a nice hat LOL I'll also make Sheva Brachas...rice cereal & mashed bananas for the younger couples, chicken nuggets & fries for the over 2's..
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grin  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 29 2008, 11:25 pm
avigailmiriam wrote:
Wait, but then do I have to buy gifts for all of these weddings. That could add up. $$$$$$$$$$$$$

if you have a virtual chupa, then why not virtual gifts - from anywhere in internet-land!

(I'm surprised that you're making shiduchim only for the babies - that's so prejudiced! why not pair off all our teen-age kids - then you could start the chupas already next wk!)
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shosh  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Oct 30 2008, 3:00 am
What about my 5 yr old DD? She's really cute, bli ayin hara!
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BennysMommy




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Oct 30 2008, 3:56 am
Benny anyone?
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