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amother
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Post Today at 8:56 am
Love it! To waddle. That’s hilarious and fairly accurate. I once attended a bar mitzvah where the wife’s Korean colleague and her 6 or 7 year old son were guests. They were so polite at the davening and came at the moment it began. After Torah reading, the poor little boy was getting so stir crazy until I told him that soon everyone was going to throw candy and that he could go collect some. He was incredulous and he stayed happy through musaf , eating through his pile.
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amother
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Post Today at 10:48 am
amother Ruby wrote:
I've been asked by non Jewish coworkers since I'm wearing a wig, can I wear any color wig

They're confused with Shabbos, so you sit in the dark the whole 24 hours because you can't touch a light Scratching Head

When we had company parties and only kosher food was ordered (as usual), are they allowed to take from that food too?

The receptionist was a little not sure why the men gathered in a certain area to waddle (daven mincha)


Waddle? As in penguin 🐧, because of the tallis? That's seriously funny!
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happytobemom




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 12:15 pm
amother Maple wrote:
Paying thousands of dollars to send to Yeshiva instead of public school.

Or paying x for a lemon
or xxx for crackers
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amother
Gold


 

Post Today at 12:22 pm
amother Lightyellow wrote:
Waddle? As in penguin 🐧, because of the tallis? That's seriously funny!


Probably because of the shuckling.
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amother
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Post Today at 2:05 pm
Anyone relates? I have nightmares that I’m having $ex with my dh while nidda and then wake up and breathe a sigh of relief……..
A non Jew wouldn’t get it, it’s a dream with your own husband!!! Not a nightmare!! lol
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Aurora




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 2:11 pm
Kappores with a chicken.
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