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amother
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Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 5:56 am
Love it! To waddle. That’s hilarious and fairly accurate. I once attended a bar mitzvah where the wife’s Korean colleague and her 6 or 7 year old son were guests. They were so polite at the davening and came at the moment it began. After Torah reading, the poor little boy was getting so stir crazy until I told him that soon everyone was going to throw candy and that he could go collect some. He was incredulous and he stayed happy through musaf , eating through his pile.
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amother
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Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 7:48 am
amother Ruby wrote:
I've been asked by non Jewish coworkers since I'm wearing a wig, can I wear any color wig

They're confused with Shabbos, so you sit in the dark the whole 24 hours because you can't touch a light Scratching Head

When we had company parties and only kosher food was ordered (as usual), are they allowed to take from that food too?

The receptionist was a little not sure why the men gathered in a certain area to waddle (daven mincha)


Waddle? As in penguin 🐧, because of the tallis? That's seriously funny!
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happytobemom




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 9:15 am
amother Maple wrote:
Paying thousands of dollars to send to Yeshiva instead of public school.

Or paying x for a lemon
or xxx for crackers
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amother
Gold


 

Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 9:22 am
amother Lightyellow wrote:
Waddle? As in penguin 🐧, because of the tallis? That's seriously funny!


Probably because of the shuckling.
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amother
DarkKhaki


 

Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 11:05 am
Anyone relates? I have nightmares that I’m having $ex with my dh while nidda and then wake up and breathe a sigh of relief……..
A non Jew wouldn’t get it, it’s a dream with your own husband!!! Not a nightmare!! lol
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Aurora




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 11:11 am
Kappores with a chicken.
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amother
NeonYellow


 

Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 1:39 pm
amother Ruby wrote:
When you need to have a light on or off or the air conditioner on or off...... Excuse me, can you come to my house for a minute, it's too cold, or it's too hot, or it's too dark in the room or the light is bothering me, etc etc....
When I moved to where I live now, my neighbor next door right away told me if I need anything done, he would gladly do it for me. Sure enough, one shabbos the lights in the dining room didn't go on when I needed it to because we were away the week before. It was such a pleasure to just tell him my dining room is dark and he chapped what I wanted from him!

Also, the men take pillowcases when they go to synagogue, and we also carry branches with a fruit.

At kiddish levana when the men look up to the sky to see where the moon is and a passerby is looking too trying to figure out what they're looking for.

My neighbor gets very excited when we clean up the backyard from weeds and grass because the
holiday of sitting in the hut is coming up and he enjoys the chanting.



Dont understand the bolded
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amother
  NeonPink


 

Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 1:45 pm
amother NeonYellow wrote:
Dont understand the bolded


Tefillin bags.
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amother
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Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 2:06 pm
amother NeonPink wrote:
Tefillin bags.


Thank you, I was also wondering! Thought maybe for anachnu korim lol.
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amother
Seashell


 

Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 4:35 pm
That recurring nightmare of realizing it's time to bentch licht but there's no food, the house isn't prepared, and you're not bathed.
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amother
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Post Mon, Oct 28 2024, 5:39 pm
amother Seashell wrote:
That recurring nightmare of realizing it's time to bentch licht but there's no food, the house isn't prepared, and you're not bathed.


OMG I thought this was only me! I often have dreams that my chicken soup is a solid frozen block, which I only discover after lighting! Wonder what it means lol.
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Post Tue, Oct 29 2024, 8:57 am
amother Lightyellow wrote:
OMG I thought this was only me! I often have dreams that my chicken soup is a solid frozen block, which I only discover after lighting! Wonder what it means lol.


Hmm it must mean you are one of those organized types that stock your freezer!
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amother
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Post Tue, Oct 29 2024, 9:43 am
Boca00 wrote:
Hmm it must mean you are one of those organized types that stock your freezer!


You read emojis, du interpret dreams as well??? You're right, I always have a fully stocked freezer!
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Post Tue, Oct 29 2024, 10:06 am
amother Lightyellow wrote:
You read emojis, du interpret dreams as well??? You're right, I always have a fully stocked freezer!


Too funny!!! I can try Laugh
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Pandabeer




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 29 2024, 10:26 am
The relief to see another Jewish person on the plane - even though tpu never met her/him before and don't even exchange a word
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singleagain




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 29 2024, 10:28 am
Pandabeer wrote:
The relief to see another Jewish person on the plane - even though tpu never met her/him before and don't even exchange a word


Goes double if he's in Hatzalah
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amother
Feverfew  


 

Post Tue, Oct 29 2024, 12:17 pm
The nightmare of purim afternoon with no mishloach munes ready Can't Believe It
Running from one store to another trying to put something together and it's starting to get dark and the day is over and you have not sent any mm!!
I dream it every time in a different setting I really wonder what it means...
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  Boca00  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 29 2024, 3:03 pm
amother Feverfew wrote:
The nightmare of purim afternoon with no mishloach munes ready Can't Believe It
Running from one store to another trying to put something together and it's starting to get dark and the day is over and you have not sent any mm!!
I dream it every time in a different setting I really wonder what it means...


You are a perfectionist and put a lot of effort into making beautiful mishloach manos that people really enjoy.

You also may be feeling a lack of control in some areas of your life and feel that things tend to get away from you.
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amother
  Whitewash  


 

Post Tue, Oct 29 2024, 3:16 pm
Boca00 wrote:
Too funny!!! I can try Laugh


Please explain this one. I have a recurring dream that I'm in the middle of davening shemone esreh or benching and keep saying the wrong words or skipping parts because I'm sleeping. So I keep going back to say all the words and I'm getting really anxious wondering how I'll ever finish and if I am yotze at all and then I wake up. (And I never do this in real life.)

Definitely a uniquely Jewish dream.
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amother
  Feverfew  


 

Post Tue, Oct 29 2024, 3:21 pm
Very well analyzed! I am a perfectionist but not in all areas and mm is something that I slog for and it always matches the theme of what my children dress up, I really enjoy being creative but now when I am busier with life I wish to stop and give more simple, the problem is that people expect from me....
Interesting that my mother and aunt also have such dreams but my mother is really not creative but it makes sense thing about control.
Going off point sorry...
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