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theoneandonly




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 5:34 pm
Shani... wrote:
Non-jew at work totally befuddled why we would take a brand new toaster and dunk it in water...

Similar to this, a non-Jewish colleague heard about eruv and was so confused. "It's a literal string? On poles? Around the city?"
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amother
DarkRed


 

Post Today at 5:55 pm
Shani... wrote:
Non-jew at work totally befuddled why we would take a brand new toaster and dunk it in water...


We got a fancy new coffee maker at work and it couldn't be toiveled. The rav told my boss to sell it to one of the non Jewish workers for a dollar. That was a really funny conversation.

Boss "I'm going to sell you the coffee maker for $1, it's a religious thing"

Non Jewish coworker "I get to take it home with me?"

Boss "No! It stays in the office. And you can't use this one. We bought 2 and you can only use the other one"

Non Jewish coworker "but you just said you're selling it to me".
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amother
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Post Today at 6:00 pm
And how about selling chometz? We don't actually sell the bosch, just the chometz on it otherwise we'd have to toivel it again after 'buying it back'.
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mommymama




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 7:21 pm
Passing something to your husband after 2 (or more) weeks
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  Boca00  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 8:23 pm
amother Lightyellow wrote:
Dutch people only wait one hour between meat and milk.


Aha thank you!
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 8:33 pm
Nu nu uh uh nu uhu uh uh Nuuuuuu....
[Gesturing very animatedly]
Our own unique language...

And after giving one bite of bread we're back to normal talking.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 8:34 pm
Hatzolah
Shomrim
Chaveirim
Bikur Cholim

Nuff said....
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amother
Lavender  


 

Post Today at 8:34 pm
Yom tov is tiring. It's beautiful, but it's not relaxing. I might be taking off work but it's not a vacation.

Not something they can relate to at all.
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amother
  Lavender  


 

Post Today at 8:35 pm
amother Lightyellow wrote:
Which way du face? (Mizrach)


Do you bruk?
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amother
  Lavender


 

Post Today at 8:49 pm
Being able to recognize other frum Jews in crowds or in non Jewish areas.
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Ihatepotatoes  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 9:01 pm
Calling 9x13 pans 9x13 pans
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  Queen Of Hearts




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 9:06 pm
The amount of garbage we discard especially over YT.

A relative of mine overheard one sanitation worker telling another 'These people are nuts!'
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amother
DarkPurple  


 

Post Today at 9:07 pm
Ihatepotatoes wrote:
Calling 9x13 pans 9x13 pans

Do they not use aluminum pans?
What do they say
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amother
  DarkPurple  


 

Post Today at 9:10 pm
amother DarkRed wrote:
We got a fancy new coffee maker at work and it couldn't be toiveled. The rav told my boss to sell it to one of the non Jewish workers for a dollar. That was a really funny conversation.

Boss "I'm going to sell you the coffee maker for $1, it's a religious thing"

Non Jewish coworker "I get to take it home with me?"

Boss "No! It stays in the office. And you can't use this one. We bought 2 and you can only use the other one"

Non Jewish coworker "but you just said you're selling it to me".
Why does it help?
And why would he pay for it if he can't use it?
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  Ihatepotatoes




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 9:11 pm
amother DarkPurple wrote:
Do they not use aluminum pans?
What do they say


I thought they just call it half size
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  Boca00




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 10:42 pm
The amount of food we pack for a short outing
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amother
  DarkPurple


 

Post Today at 10:46 pm
Ihatepotatoes wrote:
I thought they just call it half size
half of what 🤔
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