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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 4:47 am
YESHASettler wrote:
"[ Poll ] How bad is it to not fold underwear?"

You're going to burn in h@ll.


I don't like it, I love it!
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 8:39 am
"How much is one bag of lentils for Bnut Squash Lentil Soup"

Is this an algebraic equation? What is she asking here?? Or is it the Price is Right?
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 8:41 am
"just married--intimacy-- any suggestions?"

Practice makes perfect?
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  leah66  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 8:43 am
How bad is it to not fold underwear?
Bad enough to kick you out of the ocd club!

G-d is going to kill us.
Hey, I heard you on the subway yesterday!
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 8:43 am
"alternative to pulling a tooth due to abscess beneath it?"

Pushing it . . . some imamothers LOVE pushing.
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  seeker  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 8:54 am
Maybe it's just because I'm so tired today but somehow when I came on today almost every other thread on the top list popped out at me in some way:

"Learn how to wash and set classes"
Have them all sit in their desks and turn a hose on them?

In the News: "Hello I am a chosid shoteh"
This is not news, we have a separate forum for describing different types of Jews.

"Denver and surrounding area - what not to miss"
There will probably be signs on the highway such as "Denver 25 miles exit 36," I doubt you'll miss it.

"DD between shool and job has no insurance"
(OK, I realize it was a typo but couldn't help myself) Well how long does it take to get from shool to work anyway? Be careful on the commute I guess. Most of us don't have separate coverage for that kind of travel anyway.

I think I need to go back to bed.
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  happy mom1  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 9:04 am
BH in the ribs
Wow, you have a great attitude! Most people say, Ouch he's kicking my ribs, and you say baruch Hashem!
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 9:20 am
"Why do people think male babysitters are weird?"

Not all male babysitters are weird....just one's that look like this: Nerd or Mr. Green
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  AlwaysThinking  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 9:30 am
"Red lentil soup recipe please"

Maybe that's all Eisav was asking Yaakov for...
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  leah66  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 9:42 am
my best friend doesnt want to get married
sounds like someone got the "lets just be friends" speech

Should we take legal action against the surgeon?
No, take medical action against the lawyer

Midlife crisis at 25
wouldn't that be a 1/4 life crisis?
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 11:16 am
eye glasses and uniform stores

The ultimate one-stop-shop!
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 11:18 am
leg cramps - can't stand

I know, I can't stand leg cramps either Sad
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 11:19 am
"The Economic Crisis. What did you reduce from your expense ?"

My husband!


(just kidding!!!)


Last edited by DrMom on Tue, Jun 26 2012, 11:20 am; edited 1 time in total
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 11:19 am
leah666 wrote:
How bad is it to not fold underwear?
Bad enough to kick you out of the ocd club!

G-d is going to kill us.
Hey, I heard you on the subway yesterday!

Cute. Very Happy
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  grin  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 11:21 am
leah666 wrote:
Midlife crisis at 25
wouldn't that be a 1/4 life crisis?
LOL
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 11:22 am
"what styles for wedding postpartum"

Um, how about clothes with a big scarlet "A" on them?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 11:30 am
DrMom wrote:
"what styles for wedding postpartum"

Um, how about clothes with a big scarlet "A" on them?


Would that be "A" for "Anticipated the wedding"? Because Adultery means extramarital, not premarital or non-marital relations.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 11:33 am
zaq wrote:
DrMom wrote:
"what styles for wedding postpartum"

Um, how about clothes with a big scarlet "A" on them?


Would that be "A" for "Anticipated the wedding"? Because Adultery means extramarital, not premarital or non-marital relations.

Hmm.. good point. Maybe the Puritans would have used a big scarlet "F" for "fornication"?
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 1:00 pm
"Where/how do you keep placemats?"

In their place.
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"Hello I am a chossid shoteh."

Is it bein hazman already?
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 26 2012, 1:11 pm
"Bad Metaphors and Cliches, and Other Writing Blunders"

Thread to make imamothers self-conscious. Tongue Out
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