What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 5:39 pm

"Honey-Lime corn"

honey I'm home Director

wait didn't I divorce you Twisted Evil

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 6:52 pm

need advice...what do you ladies think about this?

Huh? Women who give opinions and advice?
You're not likely to find anything like that here on imamother.

↑ seeker ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 8:03 pm

Does anyone else think of this thread when you're about to start a new thread, and read your new thread title fifteen ways to see if it's going to end up here? Or do only I do that?!

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 10:37 pm

blind/ deaf museum in Israel

First houses that show etiquette, now blind and deaf museums...what next?

↑ ally

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 10:59 pm

I'm not sure if strictly speaking this belongs here...but in the thread

"white liquid-maybe milk on top of cooked onions in meat pot" ,

amother suggests that the OP

"Ask a shaman. Each situation is different."

Such a great autocorrect.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 4:59 am

Food Aversion - How do you cope?

Eat chocolate.

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 5:29 am

Moth problem - Can I treat it myself

I feel for you dear, because I have a reading problem; I read this as MATH problem and was gonna suggest a tutor , rather than treating it yourself.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 6:35 am

ally wrote:

Yikes!

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 11:06 am

wanted pizza man in upstate n.y (the country)

What's he wanted for? Stealing the recipe?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 11:51 am

"What's the catch behind this really cheap sheitel?"

There's a head in it?

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 12:04 pm

"Do bassinets expire? Can I use one for 7 yrs ago?"

Time travel can be hard on a bassinet.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 12:07 pm

"Do you believe in "pushing" someone to continue? o"

O, some people LOVE pushing!

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 12:17 pm

"Buying apt. building for income"

Buying apt, building for income.

fruitsalad ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 12:40 pm

do bassinets expire????? umm it has mold growing from 7 years ago cuz it wasnt refrigerated

↑ AlwaysThinking ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 1:44 pm

"Chicken wings in duck sauce. What next?"

I know, what will they think of next?! Duck wings in chicken sauce?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 8:59 pm

"painful s*x for over a year. NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!"

Glad you finally stopped long enough to login to imamother!

↑ BeershevaBubby

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 9:02 pm

"[ Poll ] How bad is it to not fold underwear?"

You're going to burn in h@ll.

↑ Happy 2B

Mon, Jun 25 2012, 10:55 pm

seeker wrote:

Does anyone else think of this thread when you're about to start a new thread, and read your new thread title fifteen ways to see if it's going to end up here? Or do only I do that?!

Yes I often write a thread title and think to myself.... "this is definitely going to end up in the reactions thread" Often I cant write it any other way though cuz of limited space in the title.....

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 2:03 am

"I discover that my dh watches [filth] every day"

And then I wake up... and realize it was a nightmare caused by imamother threads.

↑ AlwaysThinking ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 2:09 am

Chani8, that's hilarious! And a bit true too... (Eek)