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↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Jun 22 2012, 8:00 am

yy wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

Can I freeze cream cheese?

Through these cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy cheese made these three free fleas sneeze.

However it goes- it's something like that.

Aha! Something I know! (Fox in Sox is indelibly imprinted on my brain, because I had a record of it and I used to listen to it over and over.) It goes like this:

Through three cheese trees
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
THAT'S what made these three free fleas sneeze.

(Stop it! Stop it! That's enough, sir. I can't take such silly stuff, sir!)

I was close enough. (I used to know it by heart, but now my brain is on a long term vacation.)

↑ onlyme ↓

Fri, Jun 22 2012, 8:04 am

DrMom wrote:

"Should we move to the middle of nowhere?"

Yeah, scram.

Love this one!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Fri, Jun 22 2012, 8:21 am

Dh wants birth control, I don't

So let dh take birth control. What's the problem here?

↑ zigi

Fri, Jun 22 2012, 10:00 am

ob dr cotch. dr crotch

↑ leomom ↓

Fri, Jun 22 2012, 2:35 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

yy wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

I was close enough. (I used to know it by heart, but now my brain is on a long term vacation.)

Definitely close enough. I was just excited that a tidbit of random info that I've stored in my brain for decades could come in sort of handy! (Not sure what I should do with all the other tidbits of random info.)

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Jun 22 2012, 2:39 pm

Chicken wings in duck sauce. What next?

I know. It clearly signals the end of civilization as we know it.

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Jun 22 2012, 2:40 pm

HELP!! I NEED YOUR BRAIN

Sorry. I'm using it right now.

↑ seeker ↓

Fri, Jun 22 2012, 2:41 pm

Barbara wrote:

Chicken wings in duck sauce. What next?

I know. It clearly signals the end of civilization as we know it.

That's what I thought too!

↑ chani8 ↓

Sat, Jun 23 2012, 2:24 pm

"Finances
Where are we going wrong??"

Shopping much?

↑ chani8 ↓

Sat, Jun 23 2012, 2:37 pm

chani8 wrote:

"Finances
Where are we going wrong??"

Shopping much?

"My husband spends money like it grows on trees Sad

"

Well, if this is the same poster as the one above, then we now know the problem, don't we. Wink

↑ enneamom ↓

Sat, Jun 23 2012, 11:49 pm

House showing etiquette - What's your take?

My house doesn't show any etiquette!! What with the bugs, the floods, the heat breaking down in the dead of winter...all in all, it's a very rude house!!

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 12:08 am

enneamom wrote:

House showing etiquette - What's your take?

My house doesn't show any etiquette!! What with the bugs, the floods, the heat breaking down in the dead of winter...all in all, it's a very rude house!!

I tried teaching my house to clean up after itself but it just won't learn!!!

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 12:09 am

Happy 2B wrote:

enneamom wrote:

House showing etiquette - What's your take?

My house doesn't show any etiquette!! What with the bugs, the floods, the heat breaking down in the dead of winter...all in all, it's a very rude house!!

I tried teaching my house to clean up after itself but it just won't learn!!!

Yes, I thought you might like that one... Wink

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 2:19 pm

Persian salads .torshi?

Some kind of new website? .torshi?

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 2:41 pm

"How do you all do it?"

Whew. It's not in the intimacy thread. I hope it's not meant to be, either.

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 2:49 pm

How do you wear a fall with hair showing?

Just get back up again (adjust your sheitel) and pretend it didn't happen.

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 2:58 pm

"How Are You A Desperate Housewife?"

I don't get a choice?

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 3:15 pm

chani8 wrote:

How do you wear a fall with hair showing?

Just get back up again (adjust your sheitel) and pretend it didn't happen.

"Trips for Little kids in Jerusalem"

Women falling and kids tripping...be careful folks!!

I know...I'll go to bed...But post some funny ones while I'm asleep!

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 5:18 pm

Quote:

Can I freeze cream cheese?

Through these cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy cheese made these three free fleas sneeze.
.....

Through three cheese trees
Three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew
Freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
THAT'S what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Bee Vee Dees make me sneeze
when the breeze from the trees hits my knees

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jun 24 2012, 5:33 pm

"House showing etiquette - What's your take?"

'my house is a very very very fine house [fine house] ...
with 2 cats in the yard life used to be so hard... now everything is easy cause of you ...
I'll light the fire while you place the flowers in the vase that I bought todaaaaay' Music

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