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↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 6:43 am

1. Looking to talk to homeschooled individuals

I believe they're all at home.

2. What does Shoshana mean?

I have no idea. You'll need to ask her to explain what she means.

3. DH wants me to work more hours for tzedaka

Working for free is called volunteering.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 8:38 am

DrMom wrote:

chani8 wrote:

DrMom wrote:

Quote:

.. the ground thaws, the rain falls, the grass grows.
Without you, the seeds root, the flowers bloom, the children play.
The stars gleam, the poets dream, the eagles fly, without you.
The earth turns, the sun burns, but I die, without you.

Lovely.

Thx -- but I didn't write it. It's from Rent.

Yes, I just googled it. I saw, "Without You" and I thought, whoa, a hidden Neilsen stanza? Then I noticed Rent.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 9:35 am

Vodka spiced tomatoes with lemon

I can picture the Far Side version Tongue Out

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 10:01 am

just need a listening ear...

On imamother,I can only give you a seeing eye (there's no audio).

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 2:11 pm

How you like your waxing lady

Far away from me!! Ouch.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 3:03 pm

grace413 wrote:

"Road trip from Boston to Milwaukee with 4 small Children"

Dramamine for them; valium for you.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 3:08 pm

enneamom wrote:

zaq wrote:

The dog barks!

The dog barks,
The cow lows
The owl hoots,
The rooster crows
The pigeon coos,
The lion roars,
The wife sighs,
The husband snores.

Did you write this, or does it come from somewhere? I think you just won the Imamother Understated-But-Brilliant Poetry Award!

I may be many things, but a plagiarist I am not. All my posts comes from somewhere--that somehwere being the dim recesses of my mind combined with siyata dishmaya. If I quote someone else's work, rest assured I make note of the fact.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 3:18 pm

grin wrote:

enneamom wrote:

zaq wrote:

The dog barks!

The dog barks,
The cow lows
The owl hoots,
The rooster crows
The pigeon coos,
The lion roars,
The wife sighs,
The husband snores.

Did you write this, or does it come from somewhere? I think you just won the Imamother Understated-But-Brilliant Poetry Award!

what an interesting idea for a contest - can anyone enter??

[wow- we're up to 400 pages now!]

Lemeiseh I wasn't thinking "poetry" when I threw this together--I was thinking "Toddler book", because that's what the thread title "The dog barks!" sounded like to me.

Oh, I see, to make it a toddler book it would have to read thus:

The dog barks, arf! arf!
The cow lows, moo, moo.
The owl hoots, whoo? whoo?
The rooster crows, er-er-er-OOOO!
The pigeon coos, brrrp, brrrp
The lion roars, AAAARRR, AAAAARRR!
The wife sighs, oy, oy
The husband snores, snxggcrghnkxaaar!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 9:01 pm

Yogurt - nine month old

I'd toss yogurt that's been around that long.

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 9:02 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Yogurt - nine month old

I'd toss yogurt that's been around that long.

I was thinking the same thing!! EWWWWW!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 9:05 pm

Happy, I was going to say, I'd just toss it but I thought it might be, uh, too ambiguous ;-)

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 9:16 pm

Quote:

"Need help creating a life..."

I'm sure you don't need our help with that...

Okay, you got me curious & I tried searching for this thread, but I can't find it. Is it by any chance in a closed forum?

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2012, 10:32 pm

penguin wrote:

Quote:

"Need help creating a life..."

I'm sure you don't need our help with that...

Okay, you got me curious & I tried searching for this thread, but I can't find it. Is it by any chance in a closed forum?

Yes, it's on the "Life in Israel" forum.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 11 2012, 8:01 am

"He is such an ungrateful baby"

Tsk, tsk. You need to train your baby to express appreciation. Start with these sentences:

- "Thanks you, ima, for the breastmilk."

- "I do appreciate the time and care you put into changing my diaper. I just wanted you to know that."

- "I am so loving this onsie. Please thank Aunt Sarah for it next time you two chat."

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jun 11 2012, 9:28 am

Did you know you wanted kids?

No. Did you know I wanted kids?

Did you know that I know that you wanted kids?

Did I know that you know that you wanted kids?

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jun 11 2012, 9:30 am

Playing with my emotions

Maybe get a new toy.

(Perhaps check that thread on weenee playing for ideas of new toys - after all, if it works for weaning off weenee play then it might work for emotions, too).

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jun 11 2012, 11:21 am

chani8 wrote:

Did you know you wanted kids?

No. Did you know I wanted kids?

Did you know that I know that you wanted kids?

Did I know that you know that you wanted kids?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Betty? Wink

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jun 11 2012, 11:34 am

Pregnancy cookbook

Sample recipe:
Pickled Pistachio Ice Cream

Soften one tub ice cream. Stir in diced pickles to taste.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 11 2012, 2:01 pm

"need advice on how to get a social life"

Step 1: Get off the computer!

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jun 11 2012, 3:17 pm

"Rich parents give to others, not to kids"

Can I be an "other"?

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