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Sun, Jun 03 2012, 4:57 pm
What am I ment to be doing??!! What can I do?
Learn to spell 10 new words a day, starting with "meant".
Mothers of large families, how do you handle pregnancy??
That's easy! It's one child I can carry around "hands free".
Where is the line between religion and cult?
Is this a trick question? I don't know, where is the line?
I said I hate you to Hashem
Nu, and what did He say back?
I officially do NOT like Sundays in Israel
How does one go about making that "official"?
Is the Kosher Sheitel Factory trustworthy?
Don't worry, I'm going to bed now!
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penguin
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Sun, Jun 03 2012, 11:35 pm
Should this still bother me (after bris)?
Not only do men not belong on imamother, but if they are eight days old they certainly should not be online. If they are geirim or baalei teshuva who had a bris late in life, see above.
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DrMom
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Sun, Jun 03 2012, 11:57 pm
PinkFridge wrote: | Don't let your wife go to college
I know I took my time getting here but something along these lines WAS my immediate reaction:
Mammas, don't let your daughters in law grow up to go to college |
Ah, that's what I was trying to think of:
"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys."
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PinkFridge
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Mon, Jun 04 2012, 11:35 am
DrMom wrote: | PinkFridge wrote: | Don't let your wife go to college
I know I took my time getting here but something along these lines WAS my immediate reaction:
Mammas, don't let your daughters in law grow up to go to college |
Ah, that's what I was trying to think of:
"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys." |
Yeah, I was going to edit to, "grow up to be college girls" but it wasn't worth the effort.
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DrMom
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Mon, Jun 04 2012, 3:54 pm
"may have conceived - can I pull wisdom teeth?"
I don't know. Are you a dentist?
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DrMom
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Mon, Jun 04 2012, 3:56 pm
"At what month did you get new bras?"
February.
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PinkFridge
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Mon, Jun 04 2012, 8:58 pm
Siyum haShas - anybody attending? anybody care? (Women)
Men have their own thread. Please respect that.
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PinkFridge
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Mon, Jun 04 2012, 9:10 pm
My table has emotional issues with coverage
would make an excellent first line for a poem.
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the world's best mom
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Tue, Jun 05 2012, 6:34 am
Elderly mother and computer
You can replace the elderly computer, but you only get one mother, regardless of her age.
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imasinger
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Tue, Jun 05 2012, 1:43 pm
Upshernish peckelach for dummies
First you take something that appeals to you, and carefully put it on your plate. Then, you sit down. If it is finger food, pick it up. If it needs a utensil, use the utensil. Take a bite. Repeat as often as seems reasonable. Any questions?
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chani8
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Tue, Jun 05 2012, 1:57 pm
My Table Has Emotional Issues With Coverage
So do my DDs! LOL
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onlyme
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Tue, Jun 05 2012, 3:12 pm
How you like your waxing lady
With milk & 2 sugars please. Thank you
(Second reaction: "some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in the pot nine days old")
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gila-rina
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Tue, Jun 05 2012, 3:25 pm
are you a mind reader?
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DrMom
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Tue, Jun 05 2012, 4:27 pm
"The dog barks!"
Wow, really?
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Frenchfry
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Tue, Jun 05 2012, 8:12 pm
"I get along with wives, DH doesn't get along with husbands"
Well then I guess it's a good thing he's married to you!
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Dandelion1
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Tue, Jun 05 2012, 9:33 pm
chani8 wrote: | My Table Has Emotional Issues With Coverage
So do my DDs! LOL |
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simba
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Tue, Jun 05 2012, 9:48 pm
"Why cant he pee in the toilet?"
Well, happens sometimes that the Mohel cut on a slant. It makes it harder to have straight aim.
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the world's best mom
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Wed, Jun 06 2012, 11:36 am
Do you have two children that are one of each?
Well, my daughter is one of each, but my son isn't.
Understand what I'm trying to say? Me neither!
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zaq
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Wed, Jun 06 2012, 2:13 pm
The dog barks!
The dog barks,
The cow lows
The owl hoots,
The rooster crows
The pigeon coos,
The lion roars,
The wife sighs,
The husband snores.
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