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↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Jun 03 2012, 1:57 pm

What am I ment to be doing??!! What can I do?

Learn to spell 10 new words a day, starting with "meant". Wink

Mothers of large families, how do you handle pregnancy??

That's easy! It's one child I can carry around "hands free".

Where is the line between religion and cult?

Is this a trick question? I don't know, where is the line?

I said I hate you to Hashem

Nu, and what did He say back?

I officially do NOT like Sundays in Israel Sad

How does one go about making that "official"?

Is the Kosher Sheitel Factory trustworthy?

Rolling Laughter

Don't worry, I'm going to bed now!

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Jun 03 2012, 8:35 pm

Should this still bother me (after bris)?

Not only do men not belong on imamother, but if they are eight days old they certainly should not be online. If they are geirim or baalei teshuva who had a bris late in life, see above.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Jun 03 2012, 8:57 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Don't let your wife go to college

I know I took my time getting here but something along these lines WAS my immediate reaction:
Mammas, don't let your daughters in law grow up to go to college

Ah, that's what I was trying to think of:

"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys."

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jun 04 2012, 8:35 am

DrMom wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

Don't let your wife go to college

I know I took my time getting here but something along these lines WAS my immediate reaction:
Mammas, don't let your daughters in law grow up to go to college

Ah, that's what I was trying to think of:

"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys."

Yeah, I was going to edit to, "grow up to be college girls" but it wasn't worth the effort.

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Jun 04 2012, 12:30 pm

"would you be calm??"

NO WHY WOULD I BE CALM???!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! shock

BTW ladies, thanks for all the laughs! This thread gave me a real lift today.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 04 2012, 12:54 pm

"may have conceived - can I pull wisdom teeth?"

I don't know. Are you a dentist?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 04 2012, 12:56 pm

"At what month did you get new bras?"

February.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jun 04 2012, 5:58 pm

Siyum haShas - anybody attending? anybody care? (Women)

Men have their own thread. Please respect that.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jun 04 2012, 6:10 pm

My table has emotional issues with coverage

would make an excellent first line for a poem.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Jun 05 2012, 3:34 am

Elderly mother and computer

You can replace the elderly computer, but you only get one mother, regardless of her age.

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Jun 05 2012, 10:43 am

Upshernish peckelach for dummies

First you take something that appeals to you, and carefully put it on your plate. Then, you sit down. If it is finger food, pick it up. If it needs a utensil, use the utensil. Take a bite. Repeat as often as seems reasonable. Any questions?

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jun 05 2012, 10:57 am

My Table Has Emotional Issues With Coverage

So do my DDs! LOL

↑ onlyme ↓

Tue, Jun 05 2012, 12:12 pm

How you like your waxing lady

With milk & 2 sugars please. Thank you

(Second reaction: "some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in the pot nine days old")