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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 03 2012, 4:57 pm
What am I ment to be doing??!! What can I do?

Learn to spell 10 new words a day, starting with "meant". Wink

Mothers of large families, how do you handle pregnancy??

That's easy! It's one child I can carry around "hands free".

Where is the line between religion and cult?

Is this a trick question? I don't know, where is the line?

I said I hate you to Hashem

Nu, and what did He say back?

I officially do NOT like Sundays in Israel Sad

How does one go about making that "official"?

Is the Kosher Sheitel Factory trustworthy?

Rolling Laughter

Don't worry, I'm going to bed now!
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 03 2012, 11:35 pm
Should this still bother me (after bris)?

Not only do men not belong on imamother, but if they are eight days old they certainly should not be online. If they are geirim or baalei teshuva who had a bris late in life, see above.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 03 2012, 11:57 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Don't let your wife go to college


I know I took my time getting here but something along these lines WAS my immediate reaction:
Mammas, don't let your daughters in law grow up to go to college

Ah, that's what I was trying to think of:

"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys."
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 04 2012, 11:35 am
DrMom wrote:
PinkFridge wrote:
Don't let your wife go to college


I know I took my time getting here but something along these lines WAS my immediate reaction:
Mammas, don't let your daughters in law grow up to go to college

Ah, that's what I was trying to think of:

"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys."


Yeah, I was going to edit to, "grow up to be college girls" but it wasn't worth the effort.
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 04 2012, 3:30 pm
"would you be calm??"

NO WHY WOULD I BE CALM???!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! shock Surprised Mr. Green Banging head Bounce Nervous Compress

BTW ladies, thanks for all the laughs! This thread gave me a real lift today.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 04 2012, 3:54 pm
"may have conceived - can I pull wisdom teeth?"

I don't know. Are you a dentist?
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 04 2012, 3:56 pm
"At what month did you get new bras?"

February.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 04 2012, 8:58 pm
Siyum haShas - anybody attending? anybody care? (Women)

Men have their own thread. Please respect that.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 04 2012, 9:10 pm
My table has emotional issues with coverage

would make an excellent first line for a poem.
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 05 2012, 6:34 am
Elderly mother and computer

You can replace the elderly computer, but you only get one mother, regardless of her age.
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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 05 2012, 1:43 pm
Upshernish peckelach for dummies

First you take something that appeals to you, and carefully put it on your plate. Then, you sit down. If it is finger food, pick it up. If it needs a utensil, use the utensil. Take a bite. Repeat as often as seems reasonable. Any questions?
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 05 2012, 1:57 pm
My Table Has Emotional Issues With Coverage

So do my DDs! LOL
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  onlyme  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 05 2012, 3:12 pm
How you like your waxing lady

With milk & 2 sugars please. Thank you

(Second reaction: "some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in the pot nine days old")
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gila-rina




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 05 2012, 3:25 pm
LOL are you a mind reader?
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 05 2012, 4:27 pm
"The dog barks!"

Wow, really? shock
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  Frenchfry  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 05 2012, 8:12 pm
"I get along with wives, DH doesn't get along with husbands"


Well then I guess it's a good thing he's married to you!
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  Dandelion1  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 05 2012, 9:33 pm
chani8 wrote:
My Table Has Emotional Issues With Coverage

So do my DDs! LOL


Rolling Laughter
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  simba




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 05 2012, 9:48 pm
"Why cant he pee in the toilet?"

Well, happens sometimes that the Mohel cut on a slant. It makes it harder to have straight aim.
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 06 2012, 11:36 am
Do you have two children that are one of each?

Well, my daughter is one of each, but my son isn't.

Understand what I'm trying to say? Me neither!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 06 2012, 2:13 pm
The dog barks!

The dog barks,
The cow lows
The owl hoots,
The rooster crows
The pigeon coos,
The lion roars,
The wife sighs,
The husband snores.
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