What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ onlyme ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 3:49 pm

"The [gentile woman] on the block is me?"

Yes. It was a unanimous vote. Congratulations!

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 5:29 pm

"Desperate for a nanny"

Feeling a bit needy? Try chocolate.

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 6:21 pm

Please dont talk about your husband, good or bad!

Good.

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 6:27 pm

"SAHM's in NY - how do you do it???? Really want to know!"

Start by putting the kids to bed, then put on zexy PJs... Wait, are you are troll?!

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 6:33 pm

"I'm too young for this Sad

"

Imamother can be shocking at times. There should be a minumum age requirement.

maapse ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 6:44 pm

How long does chicken stay good in the fridge for?

About 2 hours. Then it starts getting really naughty.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 6:48 pm

Brown rice in the oven

Afro-Asian version of a bun in the oven? (I know I'm going to regret saying that)

↑ leah66 ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 7:58 pm

Starting a Gan - any tips??
You get tipped at the end, not the beginning, and only if you do a good job.

↑ leah66 ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 8:52 pm

to iron bed linen or not to iron bed linen?

To scrub the ceiling or not to scrub the ceiling?
To polish the toilet brush or not to polish?
To blow dry my baby's hair or not to blow dry?

↑ leah66 ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 8:53 pm

» No birth control for life. Does that = 2000 kids??
you get an A+ in math

↑ observer ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 9:24 pm

onlyme wrote:

"The [gentile woman] on the block is me?"

Yes. It was a unanimous vote. Congratulations!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 10:32 pm

maapse wrote:

How long does chicken stay good in the fridge for?

About 2 hours. Then it starts getting really naughty.

LOL

How to stop plants/grass from growing-w/o cement?
Buy a dog.

↑ chani8 ↓

Thu, Jun 28 2012, 2:41 am

"im losing my sanity help!"

Hire new sanity help, quick!

↑ curlgirl

Thu, Jun 28 2012, 5:37 am

What food do you bring when going on vacation?

If I have to bring food, it's not a vacation.

↑ chani8 ↓

Thu, Jun 28 2012, 5:39 am

"no more children untill he starts to make money"

Does she mean, no more trying to make children? Either way, that's a serious threat to her DH.

↑ chani8 ↓

Thu, Jun 28 2012, 5:41 am

"do you sew or iron ds sleep away camp name labels"

How many 'iron' threads in one week??

↑ chani8 ↓

Thu, Jun 28 2012, 7:38 am

"fastest time to getting back to work?"

When internet is down.

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Thu, Jun 28 2012, 10:13 am

I've been having one of those days and, among other things, my eye-brain coordination just isn't working right. I keep reading things wrong. Like:

"What food do you bring when going on vacation" as "What fool do you bring..."

"ISO of a back doctor" as "ISO of a back door" (Sneaking out?)

(Married Life forum) "Reading diary, old letters" as "Reading dirty, old letters" (Well, imamother's gotten very risque lately, expect anything.)

Thu, Jun 28 2012, 10:24 am

yeah, I also read the back door when I typed the title, but I couldn't think of another way of writing it.
ISO back dr. would make you think I'm looking for driving directions, wouldn't it?

Anyway, I can't resist:
Preg for the first time in my life after 7 years!!!!

Well, 7 is pretty early to be pregnant...

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Thu, Jun 28 2012, 11:11 am

In Sheitels and Tichels:
"Dini's, Miri's or Shevy's"

Don't they need theirs? Why don't you get your own? I bet you're the one from the other thread who uses your neighbor's wireless connection too.