What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 1:11 pm

chani8 wrote:

"Hello I am a chossid shoteh."

Is it bein hazman already?

I've been wanting to post this one for awhile now:

"Hello I am a chossid shoteh."
TROLL!! (In the dungeon!)

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 1:18 pm

"what styles for wedding postpartum"

Is this slang? "Yo mama, what styles (what's up) for your wedding postpartem...(after the wedding)" translated as, what are you doing for your honeymoon?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 5:14 pm

How bad is it to lay on my back?

most of us lay on our backs at least sometimes. However during the last trimester of pregnancy, LAYING on your back is almost impossible and even just LYING on your back is not advised.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 5:20 pm

DrMom wrote:

zaq wrote:

DrMom wrote:

"what styles for wedding postpartum"

Um, how about clothes with a big scarlet "A" on them?

Would that be "A" for "Anticipated the wedding"? Because Adultery means extramarital, not premarital or non-marital relations.

Hmm.. good point. Maybe the Puritans would have used a big scarlet "F" for "fornication"?

Great idea, which would have allowed the shops to stock only the one letter applique instead of a whole alphabet from A (adultery) to Z (zera levatala).

↑ leah66 ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 5:20 pm

Where to get kallah pills?
Those pills that return you to your youth can only be gotten by climbing to the top of Mt. Everest and saying "miska, muska." Then stretch out your hands and the pills will be dropped into them.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 5:23 pm

where to get kallah pills?

Some kallahs are pills, but I've never met anyone who was actually looking for one. Most folks avoid them.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 5:25 pm

till where do you shave/wax ur legs?

Till about Copenhagen. Further north than that it's so cold I have to wear heavy tights and no one sees my legs anyway.

↑ leah66 ↓

Tue, Jun 26 2012, 5:56 pm

Nanny going out at night

Oh no, if she goes out then she might get married, have kids of her own, and quit her job! Put a stop to it right away!

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 12:29 am

chani8 wrote:

"Where/how do you keep placemats?"

In their place.

And I read that one as, "Where/how do you keep placentas?"

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 12:53 am

yy wrote:

chani8 wrote:

"Where/how do you keep placemats?"

In their place.

And I read that one as, "Where/how do you keep placentas?"

Oh, well that would be easy then...you simply bury them.

↑ smilethere

Wed, Jun 27 2012, 3:18 am

Happy 2B wrote:

seeker wrote:

Does anyone else think of this thread when you're about to start a new thread, and read your new thread title fifteen ways to see if it's going to end up here? Or do only I do that?!

Yes I often write a thread title and think to myself.... "this is definitely going to end up in the reactions thread" Often I cant write it any other way though cuz of limited space in the title.....

Yup - mine was first "moth problem - treat myself?",

till I added the "can I", because I imagined myself deserving some moths after a long day, somewhere on this thread