What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ grin ↓

Sun, Oct 02 2011, 1:49 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Pencil skirt help

How big an eraser will this involve?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 02 2011, 8:48 pm

What to do with old pancakes

Call Dr. Twerski. He knows someone who would appreciate them.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Oct 02 2011, 11:28 pm

9 weeks preg and..should I be worried

If you're not married, the answer is yes.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Oct 03 2011, 3:51 am

"We have come such a long way! NO MORE MRS. PIGGLE WIGGLE!"

^^^Virginia Slims' earlier and far less successful advertising campaign slogan.

(Plus they got in trouble with the Surgeon General for targeting kids!)

↑ EvenI ↓

Mon, Oct 03 2011, 7:31 am

Shooting Ranges in Israel

What do you mean? All of Israel is a shooting range!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Oct 03 2011, 9:05 am

DrMom wrote:

lolwcotk (laughing out loud with coffee on the keyboard) (not that the rest of this thread doesn't inspire the same). Every time I see the title I've been hearing Music

"You got your own cigarette now, baby...."

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 03 2011, 1:38 pm

Is there anything I can do to avoid being overdue?

return your books on time or renew your books online.

iluvy ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 12:31 am

Toddlers: Is it worth it?

Not yet, but eventually it will bring you nachas.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 12:52 am

grin wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

Pencil skirt help

How big an eraser will this involve?

kudos, PinkFridge
Thumbs Up

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 1:03 am

"what med do you take to bring on a period?"

No meds are required. Just try this:

1. Wear a white skirt (preferably new, dry-clean only) and white underwear.

2. Purge your purse of all tampons/pads. For extra effectiveness, leave your wallet at home.

3. Schedule an important appointment (job interview, attend a bris/bar mitzvah/etc.)

Works for me.

↑ tryingmybest ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 1:39 am

DrMom wrote:

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 1:54 am

Moving in your 9th month? How?

Very slowly and carefully, pausing often to catch one's breath and adjust balance.

↑ smilethere ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 6:32 am

DrMom wrote:

C'mon how many times has this happened?!

↑ hadasa ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 10:08 am

I'm @ my whit's end.

That can happen during the seven clean days. Either do a load of laundry or buy some more whites.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 2:12 pm

So nervous to get pregnant! How is noone else nervous?

I can't speak for everyone on Imamother...but I don't plan to be there when you do.
So why should I be nervous?

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 3:52 pm

Under labor and delivery- dealing with a sensory child
When you're in labor, the last thing on your mind will be your baby's sensory issues.

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Oct 04 2011, 11:05 pm

Help me learn how to freeze!

Come up to Canada in the middle of the winter and go out without a jacket?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Oct 05 2011, 12:01 am

Help me learn how to freeze!

It's simple. Just stop moving and stay really really still for a while.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Oct 05 2011, 1:23 am

"No fail yellow cake"

Nice try, Ahmedinijad! You'll have to go trolling elsewhere for advice on how to build your nuclear arsenal. Chutzpah!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Oct 05 2011, 7:49 am

DrMom wrote:

"No fail yellow cake"

Nice try, Ahmedinijad! You'll have to go trolling elsewhere for advice on how to build your nuclear arsenal. Chutzpah!

Leaving aside that I'm not sure if I get this, is there some hidden forum I'm not aware of?
Is that what the * "Anarchist Cookbook" thread on the new healthy eating section is about?

*non existent