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IamAJewishWoman  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 13 2011, 11:37 pm
How I kept from turning into a 35 year-old..
die? chas vasholam
I am just kidding... ewa jo, this is a beautiful post! it really fits a magazine!
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2011, 1:46 am
medola wrote:
"What's the best way to get from LGA to Lakewood?"
A private helicopter. Or just tap those heels 3 times and say "there's no place like home!"

"Bored stiff in the bath at the Mikvah"
Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath-time - so much fun! (bring your kid's bath toys, maybe?)

"My husband is too frum for intimacy"
Time to resort to the ol' sheet with the hole in the middle? (someone -not religious - actually asked me if I used one after my wedding day! shock )

"Is diaohragm the same kind of problem as IUD?"
(This one just made me laugh and left me baffled.)
Both the diaphragm and IUD are forms of birth control... but I wouldn't really consider either of them a "problem" under normal circumstances. Often they're sort of "averting" a potential "problem", so to speak, if one is not ready for another baby! But, sure, I can see them as both being the same kind of problem if you are, in fact, trying to get pregnant.


Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter

I asked my sil about the hole in the sheets. I was a girl at the time. Although I was supposed to be innocent, I knew a little. My sister told me about the sheets and we were trying to figure it out. Our Ken and Barbies were not very helpful. I would be embarrassed to tell you how old.
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2011, 2:00 am
re: Why are chassiddishe women baby machines?

Because they are too stupid to poskim???

I would have edited out the "chassiddishe" part, but I wanted to capture the ridiculousness of the title.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2011, 3:04 pm
ISO Cleaning help (queens) for mother

Look, it's lovely that you think so highly of your mom, but you're going to have a hard time finding any queens willing to work as cleaning ladies. Unless you have no objection to the kind who are really men, but even then...
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  happy mom1  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2011, 7:18 pm
Cleaning toilets in ISRAEL.
do you mean to infer that we americans are not balibuste enough, you don't want our tips?? Ok I'm feeling quite inferior.
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  leah66  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2011, 8:00 pm
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Or just tap those heels 3 times and say "there's no place like home!"


Does this work anywhere or just outside of LGA?
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2011, 8:07 pm
leah666 wrote:
Quote:
Or just tap those heels 3 times and say "there's no place like home!"


Does this work anywhere or just outside of LGA?


And what if you don't live in Lakewood?
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  leah66  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Dec 14 2011, 11:59 pm
» would this bother u???????!!!!!!!!!
When someone puts too many punctuation marks? yes


» Why are chassiddishe women baby machines?
Do they except $1 bills?

» How I kept from turning into a 35 year-old..
You were born after 1976.

» Burkah Babe Speaks (in Hebrew)
Mr. and Mrs. Burkah must be very proud of their little one.
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  Grandmama  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2011, 1:03 am
Mattisyahu Shaves

I thought it says saves,

I heard,

Yoshke Saves, but Moses Invests.

Rolling Laughter
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2011, 12:44 pm
Dell printer making all the right sounds, page is blank


Sounds like some people I know.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2011, 12:47 pm
anyone familiar with "c difficile?"

I went to HS with her. She goes by C. because she dislikes her first name, Charna, which she says sounds like a charnel house.
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2011, 1:17 pm
zaq wrote:
anyone familiar with "c difficile?"

I went to HS with her. She goes by C. because she dislikes her first name, Charna, which she says sounds like a charnel house.
I actually thought it was a musical term until I noticed it was in Children's Health.
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2011, 10:15 pm
how do you burn the challah?

I don't know, but it seems I have a "talent" for it.
If you wanna come over, I can try and teach you.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2011, 10:57 pm
How do you burn the challah?
Either by leaving it in the oven too long, or by having it fall off the soup pot directly onto the blech. I like the second way better because it's crunchier.
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  Sherri




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Dec 15 2011, 11:12 pm
zaq wrote:
Dell printer making all the right sounds, page is blank


Sounds like some people I know.
LOL
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  tryinghard  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 16 2011, 12:06 am
What do you eat too much of?

What DONT I eat too much of?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 16 2011, 12:10 am
need a good spelt challah recipe asap!

you're probably not the best person to judge a recipe's spelling **or** grammar, but in any case, I think you should look for a recipe that's easy to follow rather than one that's well-spelled.
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  StrongIma  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 16 2011, 2:56 am
zaq wrote:
How do you burn the challah?
Either by leaving it in the oven too long, or by having it fall off the soup pot directly onto the blech. I like the second way better because it's crunchier.
LOL
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 16 2011, 3:23 am
zaq wrote:
need a good spelt challah recipe asap!

you're probably not the best person to judge a recipe's spelling **or** grammar, but in any case, I think you should look for a recipe that's easy to follow rather than one that's well-spelled.
Actually, in British English the preferred spelling of "spelled" is "spelt". I checked it out because my phone's browser kept telling me to check if the webpage address is correctly spelt.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Dec 17 2011, 6:59 pm
hadasa wrote:
zaq wrote:
need a good spelt challah recipe asap!

you're probably not the best person to judge a recipe's spelling **or** grammar, but in any case, I think you should look for a recipe that's easy to follow rather than one that's well-spelled.
Actually, in British English the preferred spelling of "spelled" is "spelt". I checked it out because my phone's browser kept telling me to check if the webpage address is correctly spelt.


Well, you lot also have jewellery and aluminium. And tyre , too, among other variant spellings.
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