What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Dec 07 2011, 11:18 am

Taken for a fool I wanna throw up!

Poster was captured and now has to work in an mid-evil court as a jester.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Wed, Dec 07 2011, 11:43 am

StrongIma wrote:

There's a mouse in my house!

and I have a cat in my hat!

That mouse in house that mouse in house
I do not like that mouse in house
Do you like the little mouse?
I do not like the little mouse,
I do not want it in my house.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Wed, Dec 07 2011, 11:45 am

breadtfeeding vegan charged in baby's death

How old is the baby? Did she choke on the bread?

↑ Dev80

Wed, Dec 07 2011, 3:01 pm

MIL acts like she knows it all! <---the real reason I made aliyah!

(jk...I like my MIL...)

↑ medola ↓

Wed, Dec 07 2011, 6:02 pm

"What age do you stop taking child's temperature rectally?"

16 - up until they get their license.

truthfully I never took my kid's rectally. too weird!

↑ tryingmybest ↓

Wed, Dec 07 2011, 6:05 pm

When does BYDR have winter bread?

at lunch Rolling Eyes

↑ medola ↓

Wed, Dec 07 2011, 9:39 pm

"natural parenting...why do I constantly have to defend mysel"

Because Mysel is really a shady character! Wish he would learn to stand up for himself by now. Wink

↑ michal817

Wed, Dec 07 2011, 10:13 pm

tryingmybest wrote:

When does BYDR have winter bread?

at lunch Rolling Eyes

I was thinking, midwinter bread? Is this some Beis Yaakov tradition that I never heard of? Wink

↑ tryingmybest ↓

Wed, Dec 07 2011, 11:51 pm

michal817 wrote:

tryingmybest wrote:

When does BYDR have winter bread?

at lunch Rolling Eyes

I was thinking, midwinter bread? Is this some Beis Yaakov tradition that I never heard of? Wink

yeah that's a better one LOL

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 8:28 am

Help me find a nice mikvah in bp

Where was the last place you had it?

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 8:34 am

Quote:

When does BYDR have winter bread?

And here I'm thinking, you're makpid on Yoshon, you have to know if the bread they serve is made with winter wheat...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 12:19 pm

So what are we getting DH this year.

There's a certain set of sefarim he really wants. Thanks, imamother!

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 2:01 pm

I think I'm suffering from Depression

Unless you're in your eighties, you can't be. You must be suffering from garden-variety depression, not the Depression.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 2:35 pm

Yep, we are only suffering from the REcession. Wink

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 4:14 pm

My tenant smells

Mine can also taste, feel, see and hear.

↑ leah66 ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 7:01 pm

How not to Perform Bikkur Cholim

Do we really need a link explaining how to do that?
You just don't visit them and stay home.

I don't shower

It's good we're only meeting you online Twisted Evil

↑ leah66 ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 7:19 pm

Imamother hacked - Amothers exposed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 8:42 pm

ISO Irish coffee recipe.

Trust me, one thing it doesn't go with is Irish stew.

↑ mommyla ↓

Thu, Dec 08 2011, 8:55 pm

I like how these two:
My tenant smells and
I don't shower (immediate reaction: and you are announcing this... why? [edges away slowly])
are coming up together.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Dec 09 2011, 10:13 am

how do I respect my dh?

How do I respect thee, let me count the ways...