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IamAJewishWoman ↓

Tue, Dec 13 2011, 8:37 pm

How I kept from turning into a 35 year-old..
die? chas vasholam
I am just kidding... ewa jo, this is a beautiful post! it really fits a magazine!

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Dec 13 2011, 10:46 pm

medola wrote:

"What's the best way to get from LGA to Lakewood?"
A private helicopter. Or just tap those heels 3 times and say "there's no place like home!"

"Bored stiff in the bath at the Mikvah"
Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath-time - so much fun! (bring your kid's bath toys, maybe?)

"My husband is too frum for intimacy"
Time to resort to the ol' sheet with the hole in the middle? (someone -not religious - actually asked me if I used one after my wedding day! shock

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"Is diaohragm the same kind of problem as IUD?"
(This one just made me laugh and left me baffled.)
Both the diaphragm and IUD are forms of birth control... but I wouldn't really consider either of them a "problem" under normal circumstances. Often they're sort of "averting" a potential "problem", so to speak, if one is not ready for another baby! But, sure, I can see them as both being the same kind of problem if you are, in fact, trying to get pregnant.

I asked my sil about the hole in the sheets. I was a girl at the time. Although I was supposed to be innocent, I knew a little. My sister told me about the sheets and we were trying to figure it out. Our Ken and Barbies were not very helpful. I would be embarrassed to tell you how old.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Dec 13 2011, 11:00 pm

re: Why are chassiddishe women baby machines?

Because they are too stupid to poskim???

I would have edited out the "chassiddishe" part, but I wanted to capture the ridiculousness of the title.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 14 2011, 12:04 pm

ISO Cleaning help (queens) for mother

Look, it's lovely that you think so highly of your mom, but you're going to have a hard time finding any queens willing to work as cleaning ladies. Unless you have no objection to the kind who are really men, but even then...

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Wed, Dec 14 2011, 4:18 pm

Cleaning toilets in ISRAEL.
do you mean to infer that we americans are not balibuste enough, you don't want our tips?? Ok I'm feeling quite inferior.

↑ leah66 ↓

Wed, Dec 14 2011, 5:00 pm

Quote:

Or just tap those heels 3 times and say "there's no place like home!"

Does this work anywhere or just outside of LGA?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 14 2011, 5:07 pm

leah666 wrote:

Quote:

Or just tap those heels 3 times and say "there's no place like home!"

Does this work anywhere or just outside of LGA?

And what if you don't live in Lakewood?

↑ leah66 ↓

Wed, Dec 14 2011, 8:59 pm

» would this bother u???????!!!!!!!!!
When someone puts too many punctuation marks? yes

» Why are chassiddishe women baby machines?
Do they except $1 bills?

» How I kept from turning into a 35 year-old..
You were born after 1976.

» Burkah Babe Speaks (in Hebrew)
Mr. and Mrs. Burkah must be very proud of their little one.

↑ Grandmama ↓

Wed, Dec 14 2011, 10:03 pm

Mattisyahu Shaves

I thought it says saves,

I heard,

Yoshke Saves, but Moses Invests.

Rolling Laughter

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 15 2011, 9:44 am

Dell printer making all the right sounds, page is blank

Sounds like some people I know.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 15 2011, 9:47 am

anyone familiar with "c difficile?"

I went to HS with her. She goes by C. because she dislikes her first name, Charna, which she says sounds like a charnel house.

↑ hadasa ↓

Thu, Dec 15 2011, 10:17 am

zaq wrote:

anyone familiar with "c difficile?"

I went to HS with her. She goes by C. because she dislikes her first name, Charna, which she says sounds like a charnel house.

I actually thought it was a musical term until I noticed it was in Children's Health.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Dec 15 2011, 7:15 pm

how do you burn the challah?

I don't know, but it seems I have a "talent" for it.
If you wanna come over, I can try and teach you.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 15 2011, 7:57 pm

How do you burn the challah?
Either by leaving it in the oven too long, or by having it fall off the soup pot directly onto the blech. I like the second way better because it's crunchier.

↑ Sherri

Thu, Dec 15 2011, 8:12 pm

zaq wrote:

Dell printer making all the right sounds, page is blank

Sounds like some people I know.

↑ tryinghard ↓

Thu, Dec 15 2011, 9:06 pm

What do you eat too much of?

What DONT I eat too much of?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 15 2011, 9:10 pm

need a good spelt challah recipe asap!

you're probably not the best person to judge a recipe's spelling **or** grammar, but in any case, I think you should look for a recipe that's easy to follow rather than one that's well-spelled.

↑ StrongIma ↓

Thu, Dec 15 2011, 11:56 pm

zaq wrote:

How do you burn the challah?
Either by leaving it in the oven too long, or by having it fall off the soup pot directly onto the blech. I like the second way better because it's crunchier.

↑ hadasa ↓

Fri, Dec 16 2011, 12:23 am

zaq wrote:

Actually, in British English the preferred spelling of "spelled" is "spelt". I checked it out because my phone's browser kept telling me to check if the webpage address is correctly spelt.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sat, Dec 17 2011, 3:59 pm

hadasa wrote:

zaq wrote:

Actually, in British English the preferred spelling of "spelled" is "spelt". I checked it out because my phone's browser kept telling me to check if the webpage address is correctly spelt.

Well, you lot also have jewellery and aluminium. And tyre , too, among other variant spellings.

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