What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Aug 14 2011, 6:33 pm

make up on shabbat

certainly! No better day to make up than Shabbat, seeing as how Shabbat is all about Shalom.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Aug 14 2011, 11:14 pm

"How to mix oatmeal? Have to pump?"

I usually manage just fine with a spoon.

↑ bluebird ↓

Sun, Aug 14 2011, 11:26 pm

My immediate reaction to many thread titles these days is "What? … Oh, I guess I do need glasses." Sad

↑ hadasa ↓

Mon, Aug 15 2011, 7:55 am

headband for wedding

I read it as "husband for wedding"

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 15 2011, 12:39 pm

Would you let your son join a professional boys' choir?

Sure...but the choirmasters wouldn't.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 15 2011, 5:30 pm

ew York - Is Bungalow Colony Life Hazardous to Your Marriage

maybe not--but bacteria colony life is hazardous to your health. wash your hands when you get off the subway. "Ew" York indeed.

↑ penguin ↓

Mon, Aug 15 2011, 8:34 pm

Do I have to do something for my sons Upsherin?

I suppose cutting his hair would be a good idea, if your DH doesn't know how to. Then again, some people just go to a barber.

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Aug 16 2011, 7:32 am

How to determine a person's "class"

Subtract 5 from the age they will be before the cut off. So 6 y.o. = grade 1.

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Aug 16 2011, 4:41 pm

What to Wear to Mikvah

I don't know about you, but I usually wear a bathrobe in the preparation room and then remove it right before I go in to the water.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Aug 16 2011, 4:51 pm

what do I do with married children who are always at my home

Well, if they are unexpected guests, make them read all 3 of the recent threads. You won't see them again until spring.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Aug 16 2011, 6:08 pm

Colorful Belt

would be an excellent name for a rock band. (Debating if I want to start a chit chat thread on thread titles that could be excellent names for rock bands...feel free, y'all.)

↑ MaBelleVie ↓

Tue, Aug 16 2011, 7:09 pm

Nursing
Is this possible?

Sure it is! Women have been doing it for centuries. Just be aware that some find it gross.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Tue, Aug 16 2011, 7:45 pm

MaBelleVie wrote:

Nursing
Is this possible?

Sure it is! Women have been doing it for centuries. Just be aware that some find it gross.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Tue, Aug 16 2011, 7:51 pm

"fantasizing about therapist-- anyone else?"

sure, actors, rock stars, maybe even the cute UPS guy....

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Aug 16 2011, 9:02 pm

Fruit flies all over!

Try gluing the fruit into the bowl?

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Aug 16 2011, 9:26 pm

yy wrote:

Fruit flies all over!

Try gluing the fruit into the bowl?

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Aug 17 2011, 9:41 pm

"Iso party shop to blow up baloon in flatbush"

One balloon? Can't you do it yourself?

(In the words of Lauren Bacall, "you just put your lips together and blow.")

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Aug 18 2011, 11:10 am

"What determines a person's 'class'"

I do.

Oh, sorry. I thought it said, who determines a person's class.

↑ bigsis144 ↓

Thu, Aug 18 2011, 11:12 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Colorful Belt

would be an excellent name for a rock band. (Debating if I want to start a chit chat thread on thread titles that could be excellent names for rock bands...feel free, y'all.)

For a Jewish grunge band, I propose the name Three Day Yontif. 'cuz seriously, what's grungier than people after one of those? Smile

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 19 2011, 7:26 am

Where are the make up guru's?

Where are the make up guru's whats?

And bigsis: Rock on!