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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 08 2011, 2:49 pm
how do I know if my (Red) lentils have bugs

Scan them with an electronic scanner from The Spy Store. But really telephones, the undersides of furniture and hidden corners are more likely sites for such devices.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 08 2011, 2:55 pm
zaq wrote:
PinkFridge wrote:

I left my bra in the mikvah
Sister song to I left my heart in San Francisco?



Rolling Laughter
Thou shalt not make hilarious posts on erev Tisha B'Av. People are drinking a lot of water for hydration purposes....


That's why I said, no more after chatzos. I was just back because I did want to say that re leaving stuff behind, BTDT with other stuff, so I didn't mean to make light of this. I didn't open the thread to see what the direction was - busha, hassle, etc. (Too close to Yom Kippur, IYKWIM.)

And by the way, you're one to talk with that bugging reaction Wink
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  kitov  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 08 2011, 6:42 pm
Monsey People only.

So we have the "exclusive clique", the "chopped liver clique" and now this new clique?
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 11 2011, 9:53 am
Please help weather to wake up dr

Should I daven for a torrential downpour? A tornado? Problem is then he won't be able to get out and see you...
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 11 2011, 9:53 am
Posted in "Labor & Childbirth" forum:

"Please help weather to wake dr up"

I'm on it!

My raindance is a bit rusty, I will have to seed the clouds in the air above where the doctor lives, thus causing a rainstorm which will wake up the doctor so he will hear his pager when the OP calls the hospital.
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  Marion  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 11 2011, 1:07 pm
DrMom wrote:
Posted in "Labor & Childbirth" forum:

"Please help weather to wake dr up"

I'm on it!

My raindance is a bit rusty, I will have to seed the clouds in the air above where the doctor lives, thus causing a rainstorm which will wake up the doctor so he will hear his pager when the OP calls the hospital.

Same thread, but my first thought was...

"Well, if he lives in my neck of the woods with no a/c he probably never even fell asleep. Don't worry, you won't be waking him!"
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  Dandelion1  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 11 2011, 1:24 pm
"Was your son's bris hard for you"

no, we let a mohel do it....
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 11 2011, 1:31 pm
Serving food at the table

As opposed to on the floor?
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  shanie5  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Aug 11 2011, 3:11 pm
Glasses for 5 year old boy

Actually, I wait till a child is 10 before they get glasses. Cups are given before.
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 12 2011, 10:23 am
How long can chicken soup stay in the refrigerator.

Forever.

After about a week, though, I wouldn't eat it.
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  SV  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 12 2011, 10:42 am
Mountain Buggy Duet

I keep reading it as "Mountain Buggy Diet"
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Hashem_Yaazor  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 12 2011, 11:50 am
"What to wear to mikvah?"
Um, nothing?
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 12 2011, 12:52 pm
Anyone want to join a last 5-10 baby lb. challenge?
Sure, in another forty.
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gold21




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 12 2011, 1:21 pm
"What to wear to mikvah?"
Um, nothing?




LOL! LOL
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Aug 12 2011, 5:01 pm
How do kiki riki shirts run?

They don't. They have arms but not legs...
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 14 2011, 1:43 am
"I wont to stp hitting my kids on shabbos"

Try smacking him around a few extra times on Friday afternoon to get it all out of your system.
shock

(afrid to open actual thread...)
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  hadasa  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 14 2011, 3:25 pm
Jewish modern orthodox
neighbourhood in New York


As opposed to Greek modern orthodox neighborhoods?
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 14 2011, 5:18 pm
Tniut with Arm Cast
Tzitit with cars or trains

I know there's a sequential titles thread, but nobody seems to keep up with it, so I'm putting this here.
Well, for some reason I keep seeing this & thinking it says
Tzniut with cars or trains

like, what, your little girl (or boy, I suppose) sits on the floor to play with cars or trains but won't sit in a tzanua position? Or maybe what to wear when traveling by car or train (and, who knows, maybe nurse your baby on the way?)
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  Dandelion1  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 14 2011, 5:21 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Anyone want to join a last 5-10 baby lb. challenge?
Sure, in another forty.

LOL
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Aug 14 2011, 7:57 pm
hadasa wrote:
Jewish modern orthodox
neighbourhood in New York


As opposed to Greek modern orthodox neighborhoods?


Azoy!
Or Russian modern orthodox...

Do they have such a thing? I shall ask Google.
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