What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ hadasa ↓

Wed, Aug 03 2011, 11:50 am

cuties' mom wrote:

Do you ever wear a skirt with a t-shirt outside?

Being that this is a frum forum, I would imagine that most of us wear skirts outside. A t-shirt alone isn't enough.

This reminds me of the time I was away from home and bought my girls new skirts. The day after I came home, my then 4yo said she wanted to wear a new shirt. I told her I didn't buy new shirts, only skirts. She looked at me with big, wide eyes and said, "But it's not Tznius!"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 03 2011, 4:07 pm

Girl names - Sukkos

Yes, boys are named Pesach, or Nissan, but trust me, don't do that to her.

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Aug 03 2011, 6:47 pm

Natural means to stop bleeding

I guess natural means different things to different people - to me natural is more about not using artificial things and nothing to do with bleeding.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Aug 04 2011, 8:23 am

Renting a Vacation Home

Misread this as "renting a Vatican home" and wondered why a frum person would even consider such a thing.

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Aug 04 2011, 8:27 am

Looking for Preschool Near Moishe's

How do you know my uncle Moishe? Wow, small world. Who knew there were frum Jews in Nome, Alaska. I hear the Preschool of Nome is Excellent.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Aug 04 2011, 12:18 pm

Do you Belly-watch

I belly dance. dh belly-watches.

↑ EvenI ↓

Fri, Aug 05 2011, 12:14 am

A prayer for one's husband?

Actually, yes. Some women consider their husbands worth praying for. It might help.

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Aug 05 2011, 4:53 am

"ISO chunky soup w/o tomatoes post fast"

Okay, here's a recipe for leek and potato soup. I'm typing as fast as I can!!!

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Aug 05 2011, 4:56 am

DrMom wrote:

"ISO chunky soup w/o tomatoes post fast"

Okay, here's a recipe for leek and potato soup. I'm typing as fast as I can!!!

I keep thinking the OP should edit to "post haste"

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 05 2011, 11:43 am

how do you hear eicha with kids?
how do you hear ANYTHING with kids?

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Aug 07 2011, 5:55 am

"Balabusta organizer"
Okay, ladies, listen up: All balabustas between the ages of 35-50 stand in a line, please arrange yourselves alphabetically by last name...

"Red chili peppers?"
How about "Red Hot Chili Peppers?" Now that would make an excellent name for a rock group! Oh, wait...

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Aug 07 2011, 7:33 pm

Creaky beds, how do you manage?

We have a member with sn Creaky Beds? Tacky!

↑ MaBelleVie ↓

Sun, Aug 07 2011, 7:38 pm

WWYD? My private driveway has become public!

I keep reading this as pubic. Too many bikini threads, methinks. [b]

↑ kitov ↓

Sun, Aug 07 2011, 7:52 pm

Shindler's list on 9 Av

I keep reading it as 9 Avenue and am scratching my head trying to figure out where on 9th avenue shindler's list is.

↑ kitov ↓

Sun, Aug 07 2011, 7:54 pm

Why is pushing off mikvah a big deal?

Simple, if every shmoiger will push off the mikvah, in no time it will have moved a couple of blocks. Now how are all the women gonna know where the mikvah is if it is being pushed off?

↑ runninglate ↓

Sun, Aug 07 2011, 8:11 pm

kitov wrote:

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Aug 08 2011, 6:50 am

Under Baby Names: Baila Brainstorm

B'shaa tova! But please...just don't.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Aug 08 2011, 8:58 am

Bli neder, this is it till after Tisha B'av

I left my bra in the mikvah
Sister song to I left my heart in San Francisco?

Relationships: Monsey People Only
Dang I'm curious. Must not open...must not open...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 08 2011, 9:41 am

PinkFridge wrote:

I left my bra in the mikvah
Sister song to I left my heart in San Francisco?

Thou shalt not make hilarious posts on erev Tisha B'Av. People are drinking a lot of water for hydration purposes....