What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

lkwdmommy ↓

Tue, Jul 26 2011, 1:35 pm

Serving meat platters?

Are you only serving the platters-or do you plan on putting food on them?

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Tue, Jul 26 2011, 4:26 pm

9 Days - PSA

9 Days please stay away yeh im thinking the same (that was until I read on google psa stands for public service announcement!)

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Tue, Jul 26 2011, 7:53 pm

I counted 18 Chassidish mothers all pushing....

My! That's a lot of chassidish ladies you witnessed in labor all at once. What an experience... and all up to the same stage as well!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 26 2011, 8:30 pm

I counted 18 Chassidish mothers all pushing....

shame on you! what outright motzi shem ra! it was probably a PR campaign and those little envelopes probably contained samples of a new kosher sweetener or powdered diet drink mix.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 26 2011, 11:56 pm

Did you get a bracha in order to take an epidural?

No, I made a bracha **on** the epidural and gave a bracha **to** the anesthesiologist.

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Wed, Jul 27 2011, 12:04 am

"The sheet; The towel"

Kind of like the grown-up sequel to "The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe".

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 27 2011, 8:37 am

Ima_Shelli wrote:

"The sheet; The towel"

Kind of like the grown-up sequel to "The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe".

which means the next phrase is "and the washcloth"

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Wed, Jul 27 2011, 12:51 pm

zaq wrote:

Ima_Shelli wrote:

"The sheet; The towel"

Kind of like the grown-up sequel to "The lion, the witch, and the wardrobe".

which means the next phrase is "and the washcloth"

I was thinking "the bed" would be next LOL

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Jul 27 2011, 8:03 pm

Please help me figure out how to organize my paperwork

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Jul 27 2011, 10:02 pm

What happened to "The Sheet"? It caught my eye and before I could go back & look at it, it was gone. Broke the rules, I guess?

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Jul 27 2011, 10:28 pm

Can you just give half the name??
Sure, like Tzipora would be Tzip, only with half a p.
Batsheva would be Bats
Akiva would be Aki (only half the I)
Gedalia would be Geda
Sora would be So
Chana would be Cha
Actually, you could give the whole name & just let the nickname develop....

Or, let's see:
Dora would be Do
Recha would be Re
Miri could be Mi
Favel could be Fa
Solomon could be Sol
Lara would be La
Tibor could be Ti
Doron for the last Do...

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 27 2011, 11:56 pm

realeez wrote:

Please help me figure out how to organize my paperwork

love it!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 27 2011, 11:59 pm

which curves do people use around here?

depending on what they do for a living, they use sine curves, French curves, bell curves and learning curves.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jul 28 2011, 12:19 am

Travel shaitel head

Is that more like hat head or bed head?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Jul 28 2011, 12:28 am

This would work out great as an example of the importance of proper punctuation.

Travel, shaitel head and see the world!

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jul 28 2011, 1:09 am

penguin wrote:

Or, let's see:
Dora would be Do
Recha would be Re
Miri could be Mi
Favel could be Fa
Solomon could be Sol
Lara would be La
Tibor could be Ti
Doron for the last Do...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jul 28 2011, 7:29 pm

zaq wrote:

Travel shaitel head

Is that more like hat head or bed head?

I don't think the Traveling Chassidim have to worry about competition from the Traveling Shaitel Heads....

↑ B"H ↓

Thu, Jul 28 2011, 8:31 pm

TRIED, TESTED and TRUE dinners with recipes

wow, I must be really tired. I first read this as "TIRED, STRESSED..." only then did I realize... Smile

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jul 28 2011, 10:26 pm

Bed situation...what do you think

I tink it's gonna get verse before it gets bedder

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jul 28 2011, 11:30 pm

Does DH spend $ on Jewelry gifts for you?

He doesn't have to. He steals them.