What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ hadasa ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 4:07 pm

Marion wrote:

"Crackpot has hairline fracture"...

Isn't that a redundant statement? If it had no crack, it would be just a pot.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 4:16 pm

Mazel tov, thread, on reaching this milestone. (And pat on the back to me for resisting the urge to post gratuitously to be 300.)

OK, here's one:
How to make panini's?

How to make panini's what?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 7:20 pm

Shmerling wrote:

wow! 300 pages!!
I wonder if the op of this thread realizes that she wins the Longest Thread Award? (she doesnt seem to be around anymore)

I imagine she's still around...just not around here.

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 7:33 pm

What do you say to a Kallah at her wedding

What's wrong with Mazel Tov?

(I actually thought it was going to be... if you are concerned that the choson is abusive, etc...)

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 7:37 pm

penguin wrote:

What do you say to a Kallah at her wedding

What's wrong with Mazel Tov?

(I actually thought it was going to be... if you are concerned that the choson is abusive, etc...)

Me, too!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 7:39 pm

urgent!!!- bodekes in ch!

I misread this as bookies in ch. I hear they closed down OTB, so I wouldn't be surprised if independent bookies opened up shop.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 8:00 pm

What do you say to a Kallah at her wedding?

WOOHOOO!! Yowzahh!! Whatta hottie!! Any brothers?!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 8:16 pm

auntie_em wrote:

What do you say to a Kallah at her wedding?

WOOHOOO!! Yowzahh!! Whatta hottie!! Any brothers?!

↑ shoshina ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 8:22 pm

What's the weirdest pregnancy symptoms you've had

A baby came out of me.

↑ runninglate ↓

Wed, May 25 2011, 8:28 pm

love it, shoshina!

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Thu, May 26 2011, 1:42 am

Root canal-help!

I'd love to help but I'm not a dentist....

↑ cinnamon ↓

Thu, May 26 2011, 5:50 am

"what to dip in chocolate"

your fingers
(seriously that was my first reaction am I gross?)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 26 2011, 10:00 am

Baby carrot recipes

Baby food should best be kept simple. Steaming and pureeing is probably the classic recipe. You can freeze leftovers in ice cube trays for easy future use.

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Thu, May 26 2011, 11:41 am

How do you freeze soup?

open freezer door place soup inside close door... wait for it to freeze.

↑ suzyq

Thu, May 26 2011, 11:42 am

Happy 2B wrote:

How do you freeze soup?

open freezer door place soup inside close door... wait for it to freeze.

I was thinking similarly - Ummm, in the freezer?

↑ Mrs Bissli ↓

Thu, May 26 2011, 3:09 pm

"ISO book on swiss method of birthing"

aka push while yodelling

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Thu, May 26 2011, 3:14 pm

"clean up tips for carpet"

carpet being your son/daughter? sister/brother? niece/nephew or just a friend?!
how about just buying him/her a vacuum cleaner/mop and be done with?!!?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 26 2011, 4:21 pm

Mrs Bissli wrote:

"ISO book on swiss method of birthing"

aka push while yodelling

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, May 26 2011, 8:18 pm

Should I paying for a therepist to learn on my child?

shock

Therapists should be learning all through their career, but they should NOT be sitting on your child while they do. Also, you don't have to pay them extra for the learning. It's part of the job.

↑ chatouli ↓

Thu, May 26 2011, 8:37 pm

Cakes, Cookies, and Muffins
reccomend a book about changes to womens body thru all life

Let me save you some money. You don't need a book to know that cakes, cookies, and muffins will make you fatter all through your life.