What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Jun 07 2011, 12:51 am

love the last three from realeez and auntie_em
LOL

↑ canada ↓

Tue, Jun 07 2011, 6:50 am

sting beans - cooked or baked.

Ouch! And yuck why would you want to do that?

↑ be good ↓

Tue, Jun 07 2011, 8:27 am

realeez wrote:

I want to buy your used kids' dvds like uncle moishy

I didn't know that U.M. buys used DVDs.

LOL!

↑ be good

Tue, Jun 07 2011, 8:30 am

"Will you agree to have services in your home?"

agree? if my child had special needs, I would be thrilled to get them! who wouldn't be?

mom2be1 ↓

Tue, Jun 07 2011, 8:32 am

birth stories-internals feel like hell -well duh theres a baby pushing through your birthing canal!! must hurt..

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Jun 07 2011, 1:20 pm

Help! my freinds are ANGRY!! - in the Family Planning Forum!

Look, I don't see how your family planning decisions could possibly be any business of your friends.
The only exception would be if you routinely dump all your kids on someone (without their enthusiastic agreement) every time you have a baby. Then, of course, if they bear the consequences of your decisions, they perhaps have a right to some input.

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Jun 10 2011, 8:29 am

"vent/ advice - upset about husbands beard (long - sorry)"

What's long? The post or the beard?

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sun, Jun 12 2011, 7:25 am

Concerned about toddler's speech

Is it too long? Tell him to open with a joke and keep it short.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sun, Jun 12 2011, 5:54 pm

Under Birth Stories
forgot to take bc!

Yep, that about explains it *nods*

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jun 12 2011, 7:02 pm

auntie_em wrote:

Under Birth Stories
forgot to take bc!

Yep, that about explains it *nods*

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jun 12 2011, 7:04 pm

auntie_em wrote:

Concerned about toddler's speech

Is it too long? Tell him to open with a joke and keep it short.

I'm picturing this earnest, Future Young-Republican type in a size 4T suit and tie with a stack of index cards, practicing in front of a mirror...too funny!

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Jun 12 2011, 7:10 pm

auntie_em wrote:

Concerned about toddler's speech

Is it too long? Tell him to open with a joke and keep it short.

Tell him to picture the audience in their diapers.

↑ B"H ↓

Sun, Jun 12 2011, 7:27 pm

be good wrote:

"Will you agree to have services in your home?"

agree? if my child had special needs, I would be thrilled to get them! who wouldn't be?

that's exactly what I thought!!

↑ canada

Sun, Jun 12 2011, 7:52 pm

auntie_em wrote:

Under Birth Stories
forgot to take bc!

Yep, that about explains it *nods*

Yeah, I too was wondering why it's under birth stories

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sun, Jun 12 2011, 7:58 pm

zaq wrote:

auntie_em wrote:

Concerned about toddler's speech

Is it too long? Tell him to open with a joke and keep it short.

I'm picturing this earnest, Future Young-Republican type in a size 4T suit and tie with a stack of index cards, practicing in front of a mirror...too funny!

See..now I'm picturing that same little kid, practicing in front of the mirror, with that adorable slight lisp little kids often have.

Aww...now it's too cute!

↑ hadasa ↓

Sun, Jun 12 2011, 10:57 pm

auntie_em wrote:

Under Birth Stories
forgot to take bc!

Yep, that about explains it *nods*

OR - You left with your husband to the hospital and left your Birth Coach behind, running after the car, calling, "Take me too!"

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 10:41 am

Husband always Late

Maybe have him POAS?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 11:08 am

babysitter/light house cleaning where to find?

It shouldn't be too hard to find a babysitter, but someone to clean your lighthouse? Who has a lighthouse that needs cleaning?

↑ ewa-jo ↓

Mon, Jun 13 2011, 11:17 am

Under 'working women' .... "explaining a break on a resume"

While I'm working, I need to interrupt my work sometimes because I need a few minutes to use the bathroom and get a cup of coffee.