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Mon, May 09 2011, 3:04 pm
elbows in israel
Knees in Nice, shoulders in Shushan
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Orzo in Oklahoma, Rotini in Rome
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Mon, May 09 2011, 3:24 pm
Pregnant with a stomach virus. Any ideas?
Deliver it!!
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Tue, May 10 2011, 3:17 pm
Shevy or Kiki (maybe Noa)??? Your opinion ???
Odd range of name choices... definitely do NOT name your daughter Kiki ... Shevy or Noa - if you like it ok...
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Tue, May 10 2011, 4:11 pm
How was your mothers day?
Gee, I spoke to Mom earlier today, and I think she said she was going shopping, but I am not sure how her day went after that.... why are you asking? Did I mention I thought she didn't get out enough?
We are so not 'into' "Mother's Day" that when I saw this title, I thought the above. Then again, if the title had been properly capitalized, I might have had a different immediate reaction..
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penguin
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Tue, May 10 2011, 4:18 pm
How do you ladies keep your legs smooth...
and how do your husbands?
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hila
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Wed, May 11 2011, 2:22 am
"How do I know if my nose is really funny?"
Does everyone laugh when you awalk in the room? If so then, yes, it is funny.
Maybe get a job as a comedian
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DrMom
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Wed, May 11 2011, 4:14 am
"Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"
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DrMom
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Wed, May 11 2011, 4:17 am
hila wrote: | "How do I know if my nose is really funny?"
Does everyone laugh when you awalk in the room? If so then, yes, it is funny.
Maybe get a job as a comedian |
1. Schedule your nose for a ameteur stand-up comedy club.
2. If audience boos --> Not funny. No quantitative measurements needed. If no boos, proceed to step #3:
3. Monitor applause levels with applause-meter.
4. If meter reading exceeds predetermined applause-meter threshold value --> funny.
If not --> not funny.
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Barbara
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Wed, May 11 2011, 11:05 am
hila wrote: | "How do I know if my nose is really funny?"
Does everyone laugh when you awalk in the room? If so then, yes, it is funny.
Maybe get a job as a comedian |
Piggybacking ...
If your name is Bozo the Clown, probably.
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Barbara
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Wed, May 11 2011, 11:05 am
DrMom wrote: | "Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"
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I was here to say *exactly* the same thing.
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amme
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Wed, May 11 2011, 11:58 am
Barbara wrote: | DrMom wrote: | "Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"
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I was here to say *exactly* the same thing. |
OMG have never posted anything on this topic (immediate reaction..) but after reading that post ("Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??") just to confirm it wasn't what I was thinking (!) I just had to come post here but ya''ll beat me to it!
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londoner
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Wed, May 11 2011, 12:21 pm
"dh turns into a pumpkin"
Call his fairy godmother!
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Wed, May 11 2011, 8:38 pm
How much time effort do you put into dressing?
Usually a couple of seconds - how long does it take to mix olive oil, balsamic vinegar and a squirt of honey?
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Wed, May 11 2011, 8:49 pm
Barbara wrote: | DrMom wrote: | "Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"
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I was here to say *exactly* the same thing. |
I would NEVER think something like *that*.....except that I totally was thinking the same thing!
I am SOOO glad I wasn't the only one!
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mimivan
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Wed, May 11 2011, 8:57 pm
Dr. Leonard OBGYN/Cornell
Maybe it my music deprived brain playing his songs in my head during the Omer period, or maybe it is working late nights, but I read this as Dr. Leonard Cohen. Then I blinked and saw OBGYN and thought, "Leonard Cohen is an OBGYN? hmmm..."
Then I saw the thread title:
Where do babies come from?
So ask Leonard Cohen....
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Wed, May 11 2011, 8:58 pm
auntie_em wrote: | Barbara wrote: | DrMom wrote: | "Should I be mad at my husband or just swallow??"
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I was here to say *exactly* the same thing. |
I would NEVER think something like *that*.....except that I totally was thinking the same thing!
I am SOOO glad I wasn't the only one! |
And I am proud to say that it didn't occur to me at all. And I'm only 99% sure that I'm thinking what you all are thinking. And ONLY because you all put that into my head.
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zaq
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Wed, May 11 2011, 10:17 pm
Anyone live in milwaukee?
Nope. No one at all. Used to be over half a million back in the day, but now it's a ghost town. Weirdest thing I ever saw.
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zaq
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Wed, May 11 2011, 10:21 pm
From what age do you make birthday parties?
From whatever age a person is willing to admit their age. Usually around 75 but it's been creeping upward.
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Thu, May 12 2011, 3:31 am
2 left foot crocks- wwyd??
Give them dance lessons?
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zaq
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Thu, May 12 2011, 8:33 am
yy wrote: | 2 left foot crocks- wwyd??
Give them dance lessons? |
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