What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 6:21 am

[quote="zaq"]

DrMom wrote:

zaq wrote:

MONTICELLO-- Anybody lives there all year round?

No. Nobody. Monticello is like Brigadoon, existing only for the summer season and dissolving into the mist till the next summer. It won't even appear on your GPS between Labor Day and next Memorial day.

"does anyone have blonde hair?"
Yes, but they all live in MONTICELLO so you never see them unless it's summer.

Any young moms in Flushing New York?

All sorts of clever thoughts floated through my head, but I think that all we can say is, cue to Twilight Zone music, please.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 8:36 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Did women wear makeup in the 1940s?

Yes, but only black and white cosmetics.

Lol!!

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 8:52 am

auntie_em wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

Did women wear makeup in the 1940s?

Yes, but only black and white cosmetics.

Lol!!

"I feel like ripping dh's head off sometimes"

and screwing it back in the right way?? yeh dont we all!!

↑ Bea21 ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 10:18 am

"Would you let your dh go?"

I don't know about your Shalom Bayis, hon, but I'm keeping my dh.
But, if you want to let yours go, make sure he gives you all he promised in the kesubah.

(Not to make light of these things...)

↑ B"H ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 4:47 pm

would you consider a shidduch from a gay man?

I dont see why not. what's the difference where the idea comes from?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 5:18 pm

B"H wrote:

would you consider a shidduch from a gay man?

I dont see why not. what's the difference where the idea comes from?

Though I might worry that he likes the guy a little too much iykwim.

↑ realeez ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 7:24 pm

Would you accept a shidduch from a leprechaun

Nah, never trust a shadchan who only thinks of the pot of gold waiting for him...

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 7:29 pm

*ex that causes contractions

wow, must have been a really tough breakup.....

↑ realeez ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 7:33 pm

candyheart wrote:

*ex that causes contractions

wow, must have been a really tough breakup.....

Just came back on this thread to post that!

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Aug 25 2011, 8:09 pm

zaq wrote:

Would you let your dh go??

If he hollers.

out goes Y-O-U Smile

↑ Bea21 ↓

Fri, Aug 26 2011, 7:52 am

"What ELSE to do with the eggplant?"
Tell it to go start a Jewish rock band!

"I just met obagys!"
I read this and thought she said "I just met my ob-gyn", and had 2 reactions:
1) sorry, I switched to a midwife.
2) Is this another "now when do I tell?"

↑ Bea21 ↓

Fri, Aug 26 2011, 7:57 am

"This is why camp rocks!!" (Notable clips and links)

This is why camp rocks ... what? Are camp rocks any different than school rocks? Or home rocks?
I guess I'll just have to check out the link to find out.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 26 2011, 1:24 pm

Clearly, "Would you accept a shidduch" needs a forum of its own (reaction to the latest in the stream).

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 26 2011, 1:30 pm

Dressing well on a tight budget

As opposed to Dressing Tight on a Well Budget in the Hot Chanie forum.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 26 2011, 1:32 pm

What ELSE to do with the eggplant

I love how simply capitalizing something can be so evocative, and add so much pathos to the quotidian.

↑ B"H ↓

Fri, Aug 26 2011, 2:11 pm

the "would you accept a shidduch" threads are starting to remind me of "the bed" "the pillow" "the towel" "the night table" threads.

maybe I should start my own shidduch thread...

↑ auntie_em ↓

Fri, Aug 26 2011, 2:34 pm

Mikvah-
Surprising DH

I'm not sure it's such a great idea to surprise DH in the Mikvah!

↑ Bea21 ↓

Fri, Aug 26 2011, 2:36 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

What ELSE to do with the eggplant

Dear Imamother,
I recently acquired a new eggplant. I wanted to train it to be a good little eggplant, but it just won't listen. I've tried posistive reinforcement, I've tried threats, I've tried grounding, but it's still not listening!
What ELSE should I do with the (mischievous little) eggplant?