What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

medola ↓

Tue, Aug 30 2011, 4:22 pm

"Where to buy a L'shon Hatorah workbook."

Embarrassingly, it took me a little too long to read that as she intended.

I couldn't understand why she was looking for a L'shon Harah workbook.
(I thought you could download a copy of one for free, anyway) Wink

↑ medola ↓

Tue, Aug 30 2011, 4:27 pm

"» Pregnancy
Testing during pregnancy"

Sounds like a silly waste of money if you already know it will be POSITIVE. Unless you really need reassurance, I guess.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 30 2011, 6:06 pm

Do you leave your kids behind?

No, if we're already taking the kid, we take all of him.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 30 2011, 6:15 pm

Is there an order for working your body?

Get MOVING! NOW! That's an ORDER!

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Tue, Aug 30 2011, 7:05 pm

Moroccan "shrimp"

I'm glad this isn't another shidduch thread.....

shlomitsmum

Tue, Aug 30 2011, 7:44 pm

candyheart wrote:

Moroccan "shrimp"

I'm glad this isn't another shidduch thread.....

LOL good one!

↑ MaBelleVie ↓

Tue, Aug 30 2011, 7:47 pm

I wanna have some fun- solo!

Sweetie, I don't think this is the right forum to share that kind of thing.

↑ Grandmama ↓

Tue, Aug 30 2011, 9:25 pm

auntie_em wrote:

Grandmama wrote:

How often do you speak to your mother in law?

1.Not often enough for her, but too often for me.

2.As little as I could get away with, as much as I can bear at any given time.

3.Actually who speaks? All I have to do is listen, as she goes on and on.
4.Sure the rest of you can add on more!

No, seriously...this made me guffaw!! Rolling Laughter

And I don't guffaw easily! Lol

Your mother in law must be a lot like mine, and I thought mine was one of a kind!

↑ B"H ↓

Wed, Aug 31 2011, 9:45 am

"25 yr old dd doesn't want to be frum... and wants us to "

wow, why would your daughter want you to be frum when she doesn't want to be frum herself???

sorry, dont mean to make fun of the op's situation, but I was honestly confused til I opened the thread.

↑ bigsis144 ↓

Wed, Aug 31 2011, 10:16 am

Under Birth Control: "Nothing works need help desprately"

Can't help it, made me think of a lady up to her armpits in babies, like Trouble with Tribbles...

↑ auntie_em ↓

Wed, Aug 31 2011, 11:35 am

Help! I just had a tooth extracted...remedies please!

I don't know, I think once it's out, it's out for good.
Maybe try dabbing a bit of glue on the pointy end, and holding it in place while counting to 20?
I would use paste though because I remember it from when I was a kid. It tasted good! Kinda minty!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 31 2011, 11:47 am

bigsis144 wrote:

Under Birth Control: "Nothing works need help desprately"

Can't help it, made me think of a lady up to her armpits in babies, like Trouble with Tribbles...

Thanks for the visuals!

↑ curlgirl ↓

Thu, Sep 01 2011, 5:02 am

Announcing pregnancy to DH

I keep imagining a loudspeaker going off right in the poor man's ear...

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Sep 02 2011, 7:53 am

Do you poke holes in your chicken?

No, I just poke holes in theories.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Sep 02 2011, 8:05 am

Legal holidays--frustrated!

Part of a series of articles starting with "Household Clutter--Conquered!"

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Sep 02 2011, 8:14 am

Different hashkafot - is it really possible?

Of course. Two Jews, three opinions.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Sep 02 2011, 10:32 am

Great story about my chassidishe husband.

Nice. Please feel free to share stories about any of your others. Wink

↑ Ima_Shelli ↓

Fri, Sep 02 2011, 1:56 pm

"Is breast always best?"

(That loud din you hear is the la leche league-type moms tripping over themselves to post a resounding YES!!! YESS!!! YESSSS!!!!! Hate to make fun of this, but don't you know that this is basically a religious issue to some? BTW, that other loud noise is the sound of the Pandora's box you just opened. Just in case you were wondering.)

↑ grin ↓

Sat, Sep 03 2011, 10:45 am

Quote:

"Is breast always best?"

well, I prefer dark meat myself.

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Sat, Sep 03 2011, 8:02 pm

Breading advice needed - chicken/turkey (section)

for some reason in my zombie brain that it is, I read this as: breastfeeding advice needed - cold turkey. And I was thinking she needs breastfeeding advice because she is stopping cold turkey!!!!!

Must be because I just read the thread on breastfeeding!! LOL