What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jan 20 2009, 9:21 pm

Atali wrote:

"President Reagan 1981 Inaugural Address" In the "In the News" section.

Umm, I hate to break it to you but 1981 qualifies as history at this point, not news.

today was history too my dear ... one for the books Idea

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Tue, Jan 20 2009, 9:22 pm

Stop eating paint!!

I do not want to, SAM I AM!

↑ realeez ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2009, 7:17 am

"Shaklee vs. melaleuca"

I thought popularity contests aren't allowed on this forum? Wink

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2009, 9:27 am

realeez wrote:

"Shaklee vs. melaleuca"

I thought popularity contests aren't allowed on this forum? Wink

Bring it on baby, melaleuca come out of hiding! Rolling Laughter

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2009, 10:26 am

"my house is turning into a free hotel"

kool - I'm packing my bags ... Mr. Green

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2009, 10:29 am

"petunia picklebottom"

sounds fishy ... is this a storybook or a lure shock

↑ Zus ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2009, 12:07 pm

realeez wrote:

"Shaklee vs. melaleuca"

I thought popularity contests aren't allowed on this forum? Wink

↑ louche ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2009, 1:56 pm

"vulvar varicosities"

I read it as VULGAR and thought "gee whiz, varicosities may be ugly but I wouldn't call them vulgar!"

Beauticianista ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 10:37 am

"Please help baby on nursing strike"

So....do you rather want us to help make signs or set up the protests?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 10:39 am

Sometimes I feel like the worst mother in the world

Don't we all, honey, don't we all...

↑ hadasa ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 11:59 am

Teacher won't let daughter take make-up test.

Woah, talk about Tznius Police! Sounds like the breath test they use to check for alcohol. What do they do, wipe her face with a tissue and check for make-up? And the teacher is so sure she's wearing make-up, she won't even give her a chance to prove her innocence...

↑ Beauticianista ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 12:10 pm

"calculating pregnancy"

Let's see...I have 1...2...3 kids...that means I must have had 3 pregnancies! I never was too good at this math thing

↑ Zus ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 12:22 pm

Beauticianista wrote:

"calculating pregnancy"

Let's see...I have 1...2...3 kids...that means I must have had 3 pregnancies!

Oh you'd be surprised. I have 4 kids, 6 pregnancies and 3 births.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 12:24 pm

hadasa wrote:

LOL!

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 12:40 pm

Zus wrote:

Beauticianista wrote:

"calculating pregnancy"

Let's see...I have 1...2...3 kids...that means I must have had 3 pregnancies!

Oh you'd be surprised. I have 4 kids, 6 pregnancies and 3 births.

how interesting (I'm sure painful as well) but the calculation is kool ...

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 1:23 pm

2 dd's having tests today-please daven for them!

Talk about carrying SAT anxiety to extremes...

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 1:25 pm

"training for nighttime - how?"

well first you show a book of the moon ... then if you are over 21 with a swig of 96% ... you practice howling at the moon ... there you're ready ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo Drunken Smile

↑ GAMZu ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 2:36 pm

online shabbos clothes...

Well, first of all, you are not allowed to go online on Shabbos.
Second of all, if you do go online, no one can see you, so what you wear doesn't matter much.

↑ mandksima

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 3:38 pm

Seeking plastic chair protectors

Why would plastic chairs need protection?!