What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Beauty and the Beast ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 4:05 pm

" is leg wax kosher?"

why- u planning to serve it as a side dish for dinner?

↑ yo'ma ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 4:22 pm

louche wrote:

For the op's information, "crummy" is colloquial for "miserable, deplorable, horrible, shoddy, cheesy, very bad." The word for "friable, easily crumbled" is "crumby" or "crumbly". Glad we got that straight.

I'm the op and yes, I know, but it made people look and that was the point Wink

↑ GAMZu ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 6:01 pm

Sesame chicken

-Big Bird? Is that you?

How did you sleep in your 9th month?
"Sleep" and "9th month" are mutually exclusive and may not be used in the same sentence.

↑ Pineapple ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 7:00 pm

GAMZu wrote:

Sesame chicken

-Big Bird? Is that you?

How did you sleep in your 9th month?
"Sleep" and "9th month" are mutually exclusive and may not be used in the same sentence.

↑ Lechatchila Ariber ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 8:38 pm

yo'ma wrote:

louche wrote:

I'm the op and yes, I know, but it made people look and that was the point Wink

yes I figured it was deliberate. That title was just begging to make it into this thread Tongue Out

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 8:42 pm

crummy life

Why is that by recipe collection LOL LOL ?

↑ GAMZu ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 11:31 pm

yy wrote:

"What can I do with hard hamburger?"

1. Doorstop
2. Frisbee
3. Teething biscuit
4. Dog toy
5. Practical joke

I can try to think of more ideas if you want...

coaster... something to be placed under the leg of an uneven chair to keep it from wobbling...

↑ sky ↓

Wed, Jan 28 2009, 10:43 am

Sextuplets.

The text checker is not working - it should be relationship-tuplets

↑ mimivan ↓

Wed, Jan 28 2009, 6:15 pm

Ah! you beat me to it, sky...

or S*tuplets
or RelationsTuplets

↑ cookielady ↓

Wed, Jan 28 2009, 6:16 pm

Yeshiva Boys' Trial in Japan.

I don't mean to be insensitive, but every time I see this I think the YBC is in Japan.

↑ Beauty and the Beast ↓

Wed, Jan 28 2009, 6:25 pm

cookielady wrote:

Yeshiva Boys' Trial in Japan.

I don't mean to be insensitive, but every time I see this I think the YBC is in Japan.

I also read it as yeshiva boys chior...

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Wed, Jan 28 2009, 8:27 pm

Birth Control: what is the point?

Com to think of it, she makes a good point there! Shouldn't it be called Pregnancy Control? We don't want people being pregnant and controlling them from giving birth AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

↑ Mrs. XYZ ↓

Thu, Jan 29 2009, 12:16 am

sky wrote:

Sextuplets.

The text checker is not working - it should be relationship-tuplets

Actually the word s-xuality also goes through, the word s-xy and s-xual gets changed to with a hyphen. I think only the 3 letter word gets changed to relations.

↑ Atali ↓

Thu, Jan 29 2009, 10:57 am

"Maniac on the loose in NYC"

What? There is only one maniac in New York? What happened to the rest of them?

↑ dainty diva ↓

Thu, Jan 29 2009, 11:01 am

"asher yatzer poster"

I read it a "asher yatzer paper"

I've heard men calling charmins that way, and I got kinda confused what this toilet paper thread is doing in the tehilim thread!

↑ justmom ↓

Thu, Jan 29 2009, 2:26 pm

"Bored at Night"-- come do my laundry.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Jan 30 2009, 11:53 am

private forum for aspies

My friends and I are just B spies or C spies--can we join anyway?

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Jan 30 2009, 12:22 pm

"gift for mohel"

what the foreskin isn't enough ?!?!?! shock

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Jan 30 2009, 2:38 pm

"chopped liver anybody?"

do I look like chopped liver to you ?!?!?! (heavy on the brooklyn accent)