What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Lechatchila Ariber ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 2:40 pm

Quote:

Help, clogged drain

For a second I read
help, clogged Brain

↑ realeez ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 3:19 pm

hadasa wrote:

Teacher won't let daughter take make-up test.

Woah, talk about Tznius Police! Sounds like the breath test they use to check for alcohol. What do they do, wipe her face with a tissue and check for make-up? And the teacher is so sure she's wearing make-up, she won't even give her a chance to prove her innocence...

lol! When I was a kid and took swimming lessons I was always jealous of the kids who talked about going for makeup lessons!

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 3:42 pm

GAMZu wrote:

online shabbos clothes...

Well, first of all, you are not allowed to go online on Shabbos.
Second of all, if you do go online, no one can see you, so what you wear doesn't matter much.

you have such a cute way of seeing things ... I LOVE it !!! Tongue Out

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2009, 10:34 pm

kids sick of chicken...shabbos meal suggestions??

I keep reading this as "kind of sick of children..."

(I guess most mothers feel that way sometimes, but still... and I don't know how it fits in with the Shabbos meal suggestions. Unless...... naaaah.... won't even make that joke because it's not funny...)

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Jan 23 2009, 8:20 am

"I can't carry him anymore"

I keep reading this as can't marry him anymore - thinking but didn't you marry him already ... "it's too late baby now it's too late" Music

↑ sunshine! ↓

Fri, Jan 23 2009, 8:22 am

Pleae help baby on nursing strike...

We'd love to help! Hand out the placards and we will head right to the picket line... Hey, are we pro nursing or against??

↑ Beauticianista ↓

Fri, Jan 23 2009, 8:47 am

Ok. How bad am I?

Preeeeeetty bad, but hey, u asked.

↑ hadasa ↓

Sat, Jan 24 2009, 2:22 pm

US themed Seder - ideas please...

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...by Shalhevet ?!?! What ?!?! When did she go on Shlichus ?!?!

↑ cookielady ↓

Sat, Jan 24 2009, 7:42 pm

" Shalom Bayis issues and dilemmas
good divorce lawyer"

Isn't it a little late to put this in the Shalom Bayis section??

anewday

Sat, Jan 24 2009, 8:38 pm

"we pass the cup around" - it reminds me of those camp games we did when we were bored/waiting for the dumb waitresses to come...
oh its about kiddish?! well that is a cute thread title then Smile

↑ Ima'la ↓

Sun, Jan 25 2009, 2:31 am

"Your nausea cures"

Well, I'm glad to hear SOMETHING productive will come out of it! But what does it cure, exactly?

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jan 25 2009, 9:21 am

tgiwbg wrote:

"we pass the cup around" - it reminds me of those camp games we did when we were bored/waiting for the dumb waitresses to come...
oh its about kiddish?! well that is a cute thread title then Smile

holds finger on her dimple and smiles whilst batting her eyelashes ... yeah she's cute Wink

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jan 25 2009, 9:50 am

cookielady wrote:

" Shalom Bayis issues and dilemmas
good divorce lawyer"

Isn't it a little late to put this in the Shalom Bayis section??

in the name of sholom bayis - people do anything - including but not limited to getting divorced Banging head

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Jan 26 2009, 9:09 pm

"What can I do with hard hamburger?"

1. Doorstop
2. Frisbee
3. Teething biscuit
4. Dog toy
5. Practical joke

I can try to think of more ideas if you want...

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Jan 26 2009, 9:15 pm

"Question for anyone who as ever sold anything on ebay"

I read this as "Question for anyone who has ever had anything to say"

It seemed a bit general!

↑ Fabulous ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 7:01 am

"Making kreplach for the freezer"

Why are you making them for the freezer, it won't appreciate them. I'll take 'em!

↑ Fabulous ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 7:33 am

"crummy life"

I get it! But why are you posting in the recipe section?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 7:51 am

Fabulous wrote:

"crummy life"

I get it! But why are you posting in the recipe section?

There I was prepared to launch into my "things may be tough right now but hang in there, nothing is ever as bad as it seems" routine...
For the op's information, "crummy" is colloquial for "miserable, deplorable, horrible, shoddy, cheesy, very bad." The word for "friable, easily crumbled" is "crumby" or "crumbly". Glad we got that straight.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 27 2009, 12:00 pm

Has vaccinating your child affected them in any way?

well, sure--made them immune to a whole lot of diseases they'd rather not get!