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zaq
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Fri, Jan 16 2009, 12:26 pm
What do you do on long winter nights
what kind of question is THAT to ask a married woman????
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zaq
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Fri, Jan 16 2009, 12:37 pm
Amother 3:46
News flash! Long-lost apocryphal book rediscovered by Biblical archaeologists! "Book of Amother" proven to be source of classic maternal advice.
Amother 3:46: "Thou shalt at all times weareth undergarments of the clean variety, for shouldst thou be smote by the horseless carriage and thine undergarments be revealed, thou wouldst perforce visit shame and calumny upon thine own head and upon the head of thy mother."
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Atali
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Fri, Jan 16 2009, 12:46 pm
"Eating peanut butter while breastfeeding"
It might be difficult to eat a peanut butter sandwich while breasteeding, perhaps you should feed the baby first and then eat the sandwich?
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cookielady
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Fri, Jan 16 2009, 1:10 pm
What color minivan would you pick?
Isn't there only one mimvan here?
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mimivan
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Sat, Jan 17 2009, 2:57 pm
What color minivan would you pick..
or...
what color minivan would mimivan pick...
Doesn't matter, just keep any minivan away from me...I'm phobic about driving...and of huge approaching vehicles! dh is the driver...
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leomom
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Sat, Jan 17 2009, 9:20 pm
zaq wrote: | Amother 3:46
News flash! Long-lost apocryphal book rediscovered by Biblical archaeologists! "Book of Amother" proven to be source of classic maternal advice.
Amother 3:46: "Thou shalt at all times weareth undergarments of the clean variety, for shouldst thou be smote by the horseless carriage and thine undergarments be revealed, thou wouldst perforce visit shame and calumny upon thine own head and upon the head of thy mother." |
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ShakleeMom
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Sat, Jan 17 2009, 9:27 pm
Atali wrote: | "Eating peanut butter while breastfeeding"
It might be difficult to eat a peanut butter sandwich while breasteeding, perhaps you should feed the baby first and then eat the sandwich? |
ask your baby to help you reach into the container... after all his hands are so much smaller!!!!
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shanie5
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Sat, Jan 17 2009, 9:55 pm
SarahO. wrote: | shanie5 wrote: | its cried-not choked. am eating my chocolate now........ |
It's a mitzvah to share |
I have plenty-too much actually-come and get some..................
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greenfire
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Sun, Jan 18 2009, 2:20 am
"want me to daven for you while I'm in labor"
um - won't you be busy ...
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Mrs. XYZ
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Sun, Jan 18 2009, 10:53 pm
greenfire wrote: | "want me to daven for you while I'm in labor"
um - won't you be busy ... |
yes, right. Last time when I was in my ninth month someone called me up and asked if I could keep her in mind during labor. Sure, gladly. But when it came l'maiseh I totally forgot about her, forgot about the whole world! I was totally engrossed in myself and my pain . I felt really bad when I reminded myself much later.
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mimivan
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Mon, Jan 19 2009, 5:20 am
rooming with a baby...
you really don't expect him to pay half the rent, do you?
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ChossidMom
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Mon, Jan 19 2009, 5:27 am
Mrs. XYZ wrote: | greenfire wrote: | "want me to daven for you while I'm in labor"
um - won't you be busy ... |
yes, right. Last time when I was in my ninth month someone called me up and asked if I could keep her in mind during labor. Sure, gladly. But when it came l'maiseh I totally forgot about her, forgot about the whole world! I was totally engrossed in myself and my pain . I felt really bad when I reminded myself much later. |
Once, my midwife told me to stop pushing just when the baby was about to come out. She gave me her daughter's name to daven for. I did. She had a baby that year after years of infertility. Heck, imagine how many women in labor davened for her with her mom being a midwife...
Another time I davened for a woman from work while I was in labor. This was a woman who was married for the second time to a man much younger than her. She was in her very late 30's and secular. I davened. She had twins that year.
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grin
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Mon, Jan 19 2009, 5:36 am
CM, I think that's truly incredible. no, not that they had babies that year, but that you were able to daven for them just then!
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ChossidMom
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Mon, Jan 19 2009, 6:00 am
The second time around was no big deal. epidural
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mimivan
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Mon, Jan 19 2009, 6:09 am
I thought the epidural was even harder...couldn't push...
I do daven during contractions, but pushing is tough for me...maybe it would be easier if I davened for people while pushing. Good idea Chossidmom
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mimivan
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Mon, Jan 19 2009, 7:20 am
DH asked me to explain what movement feels like
Wow..that's serious constipation!
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greenfire
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Tue, Jan 20 2009, 8:22 pm
"amazing website for husbands"
great which one should I choose
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ShakleeMom
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Tue, Jan 20 2009, 8:51 pm
new sister-in-law
OK, great. Now what!
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Atali
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Tue, Jan 20 2009, 9:15 pm
mimivan wrote: | DH asked me to explain what movement feels like
Wow..that's serious constipation! |
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Atali
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Tue, Jan 20 2009, 9:19 pm
"President Reagan 1981 Inaugural Address" In the "In the News" section.
Umm, I hate to break it to you but 1981 qualifies as history at this point, not news.
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