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↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Dec 07 2008, 4:38 pm

"Routine for 3-4 mnth old"

Cry 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Eat 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Spit up 2,3,4,5,6,7,8...

↑ Beauty and the Beast ↓

Sun, Dec 07 2008, 5:49 pm

mil: can I patch your kid?

only if the kid is torn..

↑ justanothermother ↓

Sun, Dec 07 2008, 5:54 pm

realeez wrote:

"Routine for 3-4 mnth old"

Cry 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Eat 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Spit up 2,3,4,5,6,7,8...

Then poop, and repeat.

↑ yikes!

Sun, Dec 07 2008, 6:37 pm

Beauty and the Beast wrote:

mil: can I patch your kid?

only if the kid is torn..

Cute Little Pirate?

↑ realeez ↓

Sun, Dec 07 2008, 6:51 pm

justanothermother wrote:

realeez wrote:

"Routine for 3-4 mnth old"

Cry 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Eat 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Spit up 2,3,4,5,6,7,8...

Then poop, and repeat.

↑ mimivan ↓

Mon, Dec 08 2008, 4:43 am

"Holy Wife Beater!"

This is a line that didn't quite make it into the Batman and Robin TV show...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 08 2008, 7:13 am

Anybody here know how to sew a gown?

Would you believe...with a needle and thread?

↑ Tehilla ↓

Mon, Dec 08 2008, 11:20 am

"bringing out the best in our children"

after just reading Seraph's thread I read this as:

"bringing out the best in our chickens" and thought, wow, you're taking it to a whole new level! LOL

***

"edible draidels"

I should hope your knaidels are edible. oh. draidels.

↑ mimivan ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 5:57 am

Can I patch your child?

Why, is he torn?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 7:49 am

what do you put on you potato latke?

Depends on the season: sunblock in summer and a coat in winter. And how did you know I call him "potato latke"?

↑ sunshine! ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 8:52 am

Toilet Training "Without strap"

Please don't spank your kids so they should go...

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 9:19 am

"fall headbands"

Really any type of headband should work in the fall, but since brown is in style this season, a brown headband would be nice.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 12:11 pm

where should I put my baby?

In your pocket or purse.

↑ sunshine! ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 1:03 pm

How do you call underpants in your house.

I call on my cellphone, sometimes I use the house phone...

↑ Fabulous ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 1:30 pm

for all you full time moms out there

I think being a mom is a full time job, every mom is a full time mom.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 1:46 pm

I Yearn for a Girl

Does she feel the same way about you?

↑ realeez ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 5:19 pm

Kiddush on Chanukah?

In our family we just light the menorah Very Happy

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 7:23 pm

"formula for supplementation"

Use this formula:

Word Problem

If a baby is supposed to drink 30 oz of milk per day and only drinks 22oz of breastmilk, how many ounces of formula does he need?

If x=amount of breastmilk and y=amount of formula needed, the equation would be.

y = 30 - x
y= 30 - 22
y = 8

Your baby would need one 8 oz bottle of formula

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2008, 7:30 pm

What do you freeze your food in?

The freezer.

↑ Zus ↓

Wed, Dec 10 2008, 1:31 am

In the kosher kitchen section: "Dear DH:"

Uh oh...

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