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 Sun, Dec 07 2008, 7:38 pm
"Routine for 3-4 mnth old"
Cry 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Eat 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Spit up 2,3,4,5,6,7,8...
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Sun, Dec 07 2008, 8:49 pm
mil: can I patch your kid?
only if the kid is torn..
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justanothermother
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Sun, Dec 07 2008, 8:54 pm
| realeez wrote: | "Routine for 3-4 mnth old"
Cry 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Eat 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Spit up 2,3,4,5,6,7,8... |
Then poop, and repeat.
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Sun, Dec 07 2008, 9:37 pm
| Beauty and the Beast wrote: | mil: can I patch your kid?
only if the kid is torn.. |
Cute Little Pirate?
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realeez
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Sun, Dec 07 2008, 9:51 pm
| justanothermother wrote: | | realeez wrote: | "Routine for 3-4 mnth old"
Cry 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Eat 2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Spit up 2,3,4,5,6,7,8... |
Then poop, and repeat. |
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mimivan
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Mon, Dec 08 2008, 7:43 am
"Holy Wife Beater!"
This is a line that didn't quite make it into the Batman and Robin TV show...
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zaq
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Mon, Dec 08 2008, 10:13 am
Anybody here know how to sew a gown?
Would you believe...with a needle and thread?
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Tehilla
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Mon, Dec 08 2008, 2:20 pm
"bringing out the best in our children"
after just reading Seraph's thread I read this as:
"bringing out the best in our chickens" and thought, wow, you're taking it to a whole new level! 
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"edible draidels"
I should hope your knaidels are edible. oh. draidels.
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mimivan
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 8:57 am
Can I patch your child?
Why, is he torn?
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zaq
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 10:49 am
what do you put on you potato latke?
Depends on the season: sunblock in summer and a coat in winter. And how did you know I call him "potato latke"?
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 11:52 am
Toilet Training "Without strap"
Please don't spank your kids so they should go...
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Atali
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 12:19 pm
"fall headbands"
Really any type of headband should work in the fall, but since brown is in style this season, a brown headband would be nice.
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zaq
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 3:11 pm
where should I put my baby?
In your pocket or purse.
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sunshine!
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 4:03 pm
How do you call underpants in your house.
I call on my cellphone, sometimes I use the house phone...
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Fabulous
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 4:30 pm
for all you full time moms out there
I think being a mom is a full time job, every mom is a full time mom.
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Barbara
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 4:46 pm
I Yearn for a Girl
Does she feel the same way about you?
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realeez
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 8:19 pm
Kiddush on Chanukah?
In our family we just light the menorah 
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Atali
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 10:23 pm
"formula for supplementation"
Use this formula:
Word Problem
If a baby is supposed to drink 30 oz of milk per day and only drinks 22oz of breastmilk, how many ounces of formula does he need?
If x=amount of breastmilk and y=amount of formula needed, the equation would be.
y = 30 - x
y= 30 - 22
y = 8
Your baby would need one 8 oz bottle of formula
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Barbara
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Tue, Dec 09 2008, 10:30 pm
What do you freeze your food in?
The freezer.
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Zus
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Wed, Dec 10 2008, 4:31 am
In the kosher kitchen section: "Dear DH:"
Uh oh...
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