Kids Corner- Share an adorable comment your child made

amother

Cappuccino

Sun, Oct 13 2024, 2:30 am

Ds4: Are the non jews that drive on Shabbos bad non jews that are not nice to yidden?
Me: of course not! They’re not trying to hurt us, they’re just driving.
Ds: But when they drive on Shabbos, it hurts my feelings!

Same ds right before YK: Dw, Mommy, Hashem is going to give you a good year cuz you do a lot of mitzvos!

Morah asked kids to fill in this question: When I grow up, I want to be a ____ so I can ___.

Ds: When I grow up I want to be a Totty so I can take naps.

amother

Offwhite

Sun, Oct 13 2024, 5:30 am

When I pointed something out of my daughter's behavior to her ( not positive) she said but mommy your not being dan lkaf zechus....
Woah!
Got to lover her bh bh (8) years old

top mom ↓

Sun, Oct 13 2024, 6:38 am

Sorry, double post

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↑ top mom ↓

Sun, Oct 13 2024, 6:39 am

top mom wrote:

Morah asked kids to fill in this question: When I grow up, I want to be a ____ so I can ___.

Ds: When I grow up I want to be a Totty so I can take naps.

So do I

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CPenzias

Sun, Oct 13 2024, 6:49 am

On yom kippur night my 11 year old daughter asked what the men were wearing. I told her a kittel because we're supposed to wear white to be pure like angels. She said "well it's a fashion no- no because you can't wear a dress with baggy pants" lol I just started to laugh in the middle of kol nidrei

amother

↑ Salmon ↓

Tue, Oct 15 2024, 12:14 am

We are in early toilet-training. DC recently noticed his aiver and described it as “little hat on tushy.” TMI

amother

↑ Mint ↓

Tue, Oct 15 2024, 1:59 am

My 3 year old was sitting on the toilet waiting to go #2. Asked if her #2 is ready to come out, she said "No. It's resting on its tushy couch."

I can't shake that mental image LOL

amother

↑ Cornsilk ↓

Tue, Oct 15 2024, 2:04 am

amother Mint wrote:

My 3 year old was sitting on the toilet waiting to go #2. Asked if her #2 is ready to come out, she said "No. It's resting on its tushy couch."

I can't shake that mental image LOL

That's so funny, just last week I sent my nearly 3 yr old to try make on the toilet before we went out, she shouted to me from the toilet that she didn't make, because her wet is sleeping.
How do they think of these???

amother

↑ Mint

Tue, Oct 15 2024, 2:46 am

amother Cornsilk wrote:

Oh, a time or two before that she told us it didn't come out because it's sleeping. Then later when it did come out she exclaimed, "It woke up!"

These things are apparently having their own whole little lives in there!

amother

↑ OP ↓

Thu, Oct 31 2024, 12:05 pm

dd3 We got cute-ons for lunch today Smile

(croutons)

amother

↑ OP ↓

Thu, Oct 31 2024, 12:06 pm

dd3 "maybe my teacher and brothers rebbe live in the same house because they are both very strict
Wink

amother

↑ OP ↓

Thu, Oct 31 2024, 12:11 pm

dd 16 months biting a hard candy and tells me "noise"

amother

Diamond

Thu, Oct 31 2024, 12:16 pm

My 4 year old asked for slime beans. ( Lima beans )

amother

Bottlebrush

Thu, Oct 31 2024, 12:34 pm

Dd 3 said Aba has so much hair on his arms. He needs to go and get it taken off.

↑ mha3484

Thu, Oct 31 2024, 12:36 pm

My oldest was talking to the 3.5 year old and she said something he thought was really smart and he commented to me and she goes I a genius.

Same 3.5 year old also keeps running around yelling I'm a dekes (tzadekes) bec she cant pronounce it.

amother

↑ Grape ↓

Thu, Oct 31 2024, 1:25 pm

My 2 yo was still sleeping when it was already time to leave in the morning so I went to wake her up. The second she woke up, she stood up in her crib and said hey, I’m still in pjs! Like she was shocked she wasn’t dressed yet (I’m usually not dressed yet when she wakes up!)

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2024, 9:54 pm

dd3 thought of a shidduch for her bubby thats an almana with our next door neighbor thats an alman- because they are both alone so maybe she should live with him??

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2024, 9:54 pm

me: you think I should wear my new wig today to go to ___ with you??
dd7: is it short? only if its not short

#MOMMY ↓

Mon, Nov 04 2024, 10:26 pm

Omg my 2 year old is beyond hilarious she keeps me laughing all day.

She tells her little brother 1yr old - it's non negotiable!!
Lol yes I use very high vocabulary words when I talk to her.

She also came to tell me once - my dolly is frusterated!

She overheard me say something that's trauma and next thing I know she pipes up 'it's absolute trauma!
Guys this is a 2 year old!!

Can we agree she is the cutest thing that exists???

amother

↑ Natural ↓

Tue, Nov 05 2024, 6:41 am

My three-year-old saw a mouse and said “ That’s a huuuuge bug” 🤣