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  dankbar  




 
 
    
 

Post Yesterday at 3:14 am
Finally getting a clean cloth.....or when dayan OKs it.....

Or finally getting clean after a long time......

Or the frustration of a stain....
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Yesterday at 3:18 am
Cries of excitement when a glass breaks vs foul cursing.
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  dankbar  




 
 
    
 

Post Yesterday at 3:18 am
Finally found all 10 crumbs of chometz hidden......

Or the horror of finding chometz after pesach cleaning........
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Frumwithallergies




 
 
    
 

Post Yesterday at 5:37 am
The joy of realising you still have two clean tablecloths for shabbos lunch at the close of a three day YT (and rethinking the 'no disposables' rule in your house).
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amother
Ruby  


 

Post Yesterday at 6:23 am
When you need to have a light on or off or the air conditioner on or off...... Excuse me, can you come to my house for a minute, it's too cold, or it's too hot, or it's too dark in the room or the light is bothering me, etc etc....
When I moved to where I live now, my neighbor next door right away told me if I need anything done, he would gladly do it for me. Sure enough, one shabbos the lights in the dining room didn't go on when I needed it to because we were away the week before. It was such a pleasure to just tell him my dining room is dark and he chapped what I wanted from him!

Also, the men take pillowcases when they go to synagogue, and we also carry branches with a fruit.

At kiddish levana when the men look up to the sky to see where the moon is and a passerby is looking too trying to figure out what they're looking for.

My neighbor gets very excited when we clean up the backyard from weeds and grass because the holiday of sitting in the hut is coming up and he enjoys the chanting.
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amother
Lightyellow  


 

Post Yesterday at 7:45 am
amother Tulip wrote:


Which way du face? (Mizrach)
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amother
Maple


 

Post Yesterday at 8:18 am
Paying thousands of dollars to send to Yeshiva instead of public school

Shopping in a non Jewish store and standing staring at food items for a hechsher.
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PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Yesterday at 8:29 am
a2z wrote:
Realizing that 6 hours have passed and you can have milchigs


Or five and a half. Or three.
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  PinkFridge




 
 
    
 

Post Yesterday at 8:30 am
Queen Of Hearts wrote:
Playing Jewish geography wherever and whenever 2 Jews meet. And if you haven't found out you're related you haven't schmoozed long enough.


"Oh, you're Jewish. Do you know xxxx?"
"Uh, just because I'm Jewish doesn't mean I know everyone.
"Oh, oh, so sorry!"
"He's my cousin."
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Bnei Berak 10




 
 
    
 

Post Yesterday at 8:33 am
amother Ruby wrote:
When you need to have a light on or off or the air conditioner on or off...... Excuse me, can you come to my house for a minute, it's too cold, or it's too hot, or it's too dark in the room or the light is bothering me, etc etc....
When I moved to where I live now, my neighbor next door right away told me if I need anything done, he would gladly do it for me. Sure enough, one shabbos the lights in the dining room didn't go on when I needed it to because we were away the week before. It was such a pleasure to just tell him my dining room is dark and he chapped what I wanted from him!

Also, the men take pillowcases when they go to synagogue, and we also carry branches with a fruit.

At kiddish levana when the men look up to the sky to see where the moon is and a passerby is looking too trying to figure out what they're looking for.

My neighbor gets very excited when we clean up the backyard from weeds and grass because the holiday of sitting in the hut is coming up and he enjoys the chanting.

Pillow cases made me smile Smile
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cuties' mom




 
 
    
 

Post Yesterday at 10:01 am
weeknight weddings
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amother
  Foxglove


 

Post Yesterday at 10:13 am
Showing women's underwear to a rabbi

Two Jews arguing loudly in a beis medrash over a book- but then they're friends again and argument forgotten.
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amother
Alyssum  


 

Post Yesterday at 10:30 am
Going into a shul in another part of the world and having an instant connection with a total stranger (or unexpectedly seeing your sem roommate, former neighbor, or best friend’s cousin there as well)
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amother
  Ivory


 

Post Yesterday at 10:43 am
The joy of doing laundry at chatzos on 10 Av
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amother
NeonPink  


 

Post Yesterday at 12:58 pm
Building hours for a week.

Shaking plants together.
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amother
  NeonPink  


 

Post Yesterday at 12:59 pm
Random strangers greeting you and welcoming you in the airport. (When you make Aliyah)

Making friends on the plane.

Inviting random people you met in shul/plane for shabbos.


Having ppl watch/hold your kid on the plane.
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amother
  NeonPink  


 

Post Yesterday at 1:02 pm
Waiting three years to cut a boys hair. And make a huge party.
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amother
  NeonPink  


 

Post Yesterday at 1:02 pm
Having multiple engagements/weddings in a week. Sometimes two on the same day.

At least 15 a year.
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Brit in Israel




 
 
    
 

Post Yesterday at 1:03 pm
Taking a matchstick to a neighbour asking for a flame....
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amother
  Alyssum


 

Post Yesterday at 1:06 pm
One of my friends once went to Israel for Sukkos and her luggage was lost before yontiff started. She approached a random woman at her hotel with children of similar sizes to ask if she could borrow clothing. They talked for 2 minutes and It turned out to be her cousin’s best friend.
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