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gr82no  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 1:45 pm
You think you're a perfect parent because your three month old is rolling over

You spend way to long packing up your kids ten snacks, proper lunch, with a handwritten note

What's yours?

Disclaimer:
This is a light thread with stereotypes
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amother
Emerald


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 1:47 pm
You cry on your child’s first day of school and then proceed to call the teacher an hour after the day started to check up.
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amother
Royalblue


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 1:48 pm
You’re pregnant and can’t wait for the baby to be born not knowing the amount of work and sleep deprivation you’ll be having
(It’s different either way subsequent kids once you know what to expect!)
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icedcoffee  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 3:58 pm
Your google search history looks like

Baby only falls asleep on me
Why are baby's hands cold
Can 5 month old eat mashed potato
Baby hiccuping a lot
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amother
Hibiscus  


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 4:00 pm
Is this making fun of yourself?

Asking seriously.

Are you all first time moms?
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amother
Aconite  


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 4:05 pm
All of us either were or are! It's okay to laugh at ourselves.
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amother
  Aconite


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 4:06 pm
It takes 15 minutes to change a diaper TMI

You need DH's help to give a bath
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  icedcoffee




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 4:09 pm
I'm not making fun of anyone lol my search history literally includes all those things from my first child. Now that I'm doing it a second time around, I know okay yeah sometimes babies just have cold hands and of course they prefer to sleep on me.
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hodeez




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 4:15 pm
Your baby eats a honey cheerio and you call the doctor
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amother
Acacia  


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 4:21 pm
you wake yourself up every 3 ours at night to nurse coz the health nurse said its not good a 5 week old is sleeping 5 hrs at a time.

im still fuming and its seven yrs later, that was the last time ive slept 5 hrs straight Crying
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amother
Freesia


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 5:59 pm
Delete

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44now




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 6:03 pm
You wake your baby to see her smile.
Every little thing that's out of the ordinary sends you running to the pediatrician in a panic.
You think your kid is the prettiest, smartest, and God's gift to humanity.
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realtalk




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 6:10 pm
You correct experienced mothers on how to burp/ change a diaper/ etc based off things you read on the internet
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amother
Pearl  


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 6:28 pm
realtalk wrote:
You correct experienced mothers on how to burp/ change a diaper/ etc based off things you read on the internet


Yes but also I have helped experienced moms with things like that because I was doing so much research and had information they just didn’t know. Some of them even asked me because I had so much knowledge on the topic.
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amother
Dodgerblue  


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 7:12 pm
You’re absolutely obsessed with your baby and take pictures non stop. As for the youngest kid…
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Tao  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 9:04 pm
You sterilize the paci every time it falls on the floor.
Your baby (who isnt even crawling yet) wears shoes.
You wash all the clothes before your baby wears them to remove the chemicals from China.


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  Tao




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 9:05 pm
amother Dodgerblue wrote:
You’re absolutely obsessed with your baby and take pictures non stop. As for the youngest kid…


Haha, I do this though! But she's my first girl, so there's that lol
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amother
Valerian


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 9:06 pm
44now wrote:
You think your kid is the prettiest, smartest, and God's gift to humanity.

Well she is, okay!
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amother
Sapphire


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 9:10 pm
You believe you're going to be a good mother. When they grow up it can be humbling. And demoralizing.
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amother
Begonia


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 9:34 pm
Tao wrote:
You sterilize the paci every time it falls on the floor.
Your baby (who isnt even crawling yet) wears shoes.
You wash all the clothes before your baby wears them to remove the chemicals from China.



We still wash new baby clothes—see below, as fyi:
https://www.webmd.com/parentin.....-tips
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