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gr82no




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 1:45 pm
You think you're a perfect parent because your three month old is rolling over

You spend way to long packing up your kids ten snacks, proper lunch, with a handwritten note

What's yours?

Disclaimer:
This is a light thread with stereotypes
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amother
Emerald


 

Post Today at 1:47 pm
You cry on your child’s first day of school and then proceed to call the teacher an hour after the day started to check up.
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amother
Royalblue


 

Post Today at 1:48 pm
You’re pregnant and can’t wait for the baby to be born not knowing the amount of work and sleep deprivation you’ll be having
(It’s different either way subsequent kids once you know what to expect!)
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icedcoffee  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 3:58 pm
Your google search history looks like

Baby only falls asleep on me
Why are baby's hands cold
Can 5 month old eat mashed potato
Baby hiccuping a lot
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amother
Hibiscus


 

Post Today at 4:00 pm
Is this making fun of yourself?

Asking seriously.

Are you all first time moms?
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amother
Aconite  


 

Post Today at 4:05 pm
All of us either were or are! It's okay to laugh at ourselves.
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amother
  Aconite


 

Post Today at 4:06 pm
It takes 15 minutes to change a diaper TMI

You need DH's help to give a bath
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  icedcoffee




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 4:09 pm
I'm not making fun of anyone lol my search history literally includes all those things from my first child. Now that I'm doing it a second time around, I know okay yeah sometimes babies just have cold hands and of course they prefer to sleep on me.
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hodeez




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 4:15 pm
Your baby eats a honey cheerio and you call the doctor
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amother
Acacia


 

Post Today at 4:21 pm
you wake yourself up every 3 ours at night to nurse coz the health nurse said its not good a 5 week old is sleeping 5 hrs at a time.

im still fuming and its seven yrs later, that was the last time ive slept 5 hrs straight Crying
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member




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 5:59 pm
You can’t figure out how to get infant tylenol into the dropper at your baby’s bris
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44now




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 6:03 pm
You wake your baby to see her smile.
Every little thing that's out of the ordinary sends you running to the pediatrician in a panic.
You think your kid is the prettiest, smartest, and God's gift to humanity.
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realtalk




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 6:10 pm
You correct experienced mothers on how to burp/ change a diaper/ etc based off things you read on the internet
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amother
Pearl


 

Post Today at 6:28 pm
realtalk wrote:
You correct experienced mothers on how to burp/ change a diaper/ etc based off things you read on the internet


Yes but also I have helped experienced moms with things like that because I was doing so much research and had information they just didn’t know. Some of them even asked me because I had so much knowledge on the topic.
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