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amother
Molasses


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 9:34 pm
You call your mom at 4 am cuz your baby has fever for the first time
Don't ask me how I know 🤦‍♀️
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amother
Tanzanite  


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 9:39 pm
You cut your babys nails and she started bleeding so you panic and call the Dr
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amother
Plum  


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 9:47 pm
amother Acacia wrote:
you wake yourself up every 3 ours at night to nurse coz the health nurse said its not good a 5 week old is sleeping 5 hrs at a time.

im still fuming and its seven yrs later, that was the last time ive slept 5 hrs straight Crying

Guilty. I literally set alarms for 1 AM, 4 AM, etc Can't Believe It
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amother
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Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 9:49 pm
amother Molasses wrote:
You call your mom at 4 am cuz your baby has fever for the first time
Don't ask me how I know 🤦‍♀️

Um... I called Hatzalah. They basically laughed at me and asked why I didn't call the doctor's after hours line. In my defense, it was a Motzei Shabbos, after an entire Shabbos of no temp taking and I was extremely sleep deprived after days of having a sick baby.
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amother
DarkRed


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 10:25 pm
Always by the doctor.
Always pushing for the next stage.
Pics of every move
Calling babysitter every few hours
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amother
NeonGreen  


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 10:36 pm
Calling the dr for everything. Like I called the dr to ask if I could give formula 1x a day and still nurse Can't Believe It
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amother
Fuchsia


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 10:42 pm
Omg this is all so me it’s hilarious and sad at the same time
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Cheiny




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 10:50 pm
The first time baby sleeps through the night you run to check if they’re breathing…
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amother
Dahlia


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 10:54 pm
My newborn firstborn got a cold and I literally cried. I told my mother about it in the most tragic tone of voice as if she was diagnosed with a terminal disease and she said “oh how adorable!” and wanted to hear her sniffle for the cuteness. It was a reality check for me lol
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scruffy




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 10:54 pm
You obsess over meeting every milestone right on schedule
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amother
Burgundy


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 10:57 pm
amother Plum wrote:
Guilty. I literally set alarms for 1 AM, 4 AM, etc Can't Believe It


Wait you’re not supposed to feed them at night?? 2 months pregnant for the first time super confused lol
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amother
  NeonGreen  


 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 10:59 pm
amother Burgundy wrote:
Wait you’re not supposed to feed them at night?? 2 months pregnant for the first time super confused lol

If they sleep, let them. They will wake when they are hungry.

This is obviously only for healthy babies that are gaining adequate weight.
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Boca00  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 11:04 pm
When I got papers for my kid’s camp that had a spot for parents’ signature I was annoyed, “Ugh, now I have to get this to Miami for my parents to sign”

When the baby was crying in middle of the night I waited a min for my mother to come pick up the screaming kid when I realized WAIT. I’M THE MOTHER.
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effess




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 19 2024, 11:21 pm
You know the exact date each tooth broke through.
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amother
Ecru


 

Post Fri, Sep 20 2024, 12:13 am
Boca00 wrote:
When I got papers for my kid’s camp that had a spot for parents’ signature I was annoyed, “Ugh, now I have to get this to Miami for my parents to sign”

When the baby was crying in middle of the night I waited a min for my mother to come pick up the screaming kid when I realized WAIT. I’M THE MOTHER.

LOL
I thought I was the only one that still can’t get over the fact how I’m the adult now. Like really I’m Mrs. __?? I still view myself as a high school kid and still get shocked time and again that hey, I’m mom here! (And my oldest is in upper elementary school)
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  gr82no




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 20 2024, 12:19 am
Youre so excited to send a mitzvah note
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cutewife




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 20 2024, 12:35 am
You both show up to appointments that are basic
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  Boca00  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 20 2024, 1:09 am
cutewife wrote:
You both show up to appointments that are basic


Yes! And both jump up to get the baby when he cries. My sister in law laughed when we did this.
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  Boca00  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 20 2024, 1:09 am
amother Ecru wrote:
LOL
I thought I was the only one that still can’t get over the fact how I’m the adult now. Like really I’m Mrs. __?? I still view myself as a high school kid and still get shocked time and again that hey, I’m mom here! (And my oldest is in upper elementary school)


Haha same same!
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amother
Powderblue


 

Post Fri, Sep 20 2024, 1:11 am
hodeez wrote:
Your baby eats a honey cheerio and you call the doctor
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