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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:45 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
what has 5 eyes and cant see?


Potatoes?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:46 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?


The deck was underwater
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:46 pm
what do you get when an elephant steps on a tomato?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:47 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
Mississippi river!


LOL LOL
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:47 pm
what starts and ends with e and has one letter in it?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:48 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
what starts and ends with e and has one letter in it?

Eye?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:48 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
what starts and ends with e and has one letter in it?


Eye
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:49 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
Eye?


no to both of you
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:49 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
what starts and ends with e and has one letter in it?

Or envelope ?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:49 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
what starts and ends with e and has one letter in it?


envelope! (carrying the 'letter' you mailed)
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:50 pm
which month of the year do women speak the least?
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  chassidisheveib  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:51 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
which month of the year do women speak the least?


Feb. 28/29 days.
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:54 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
what do you get when an elephant steps on a tomato?


Fresh tomato dip
( to go with all the challah)
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:55 pm
which animal eats with its tail?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:55 pm
what can be used only when its broken?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:55 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
Why don't eggs tell jokes?


It’ll crack up
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:56 pm
what only goes up and never comes down?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:56 pm
BusyBoys wrote:
Fresh tomato dip
( to go with all the challah)


lol! a squash LOL
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:56 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
what only goes up and never comes down?



Your age:(
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 6:57 pm
3 big men shared one small umbrella as they walked and none of them got wet. how can it be?
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