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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 8:00 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
Cuz there’s a cheetah.

Because Noah was standing on the deck—someone had to keep an eye out for those cheetahs!
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 8:01 pm
NechaMom wrote:
Chrysler

Or a convertible!
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 8:03 pm
What did one mother say to the other?
I better get off imamother because I'm a mother
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 8:34 pm
Behind every man is….?

A kitchen drawer…”can you please move out of the way?!”
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 8:54 pm
How do you make gold soup?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 8:54 pm
why did the chicken cross the road Very Happy
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 8:55 pm
what has 5 eyes and cant see?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 8:55 pm
whats the similarity between an orange and an elephant?

(this is a tricky riddle!)
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:14 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
How do you make gold soup?

You start with 24 carrots!
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:15 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
why did the chicken cross the road Very Happy

To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:17 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
whats the similarity between an orange and an elephant?

(this is a tricky riddle!)


They're both fruit except for the elephant
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:17 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
You start with 24 carrots!

yup! and soup is ready!
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:17 pm
Plonis bas Plonis wrote:
To prove to the possum that it could be done!


oh c'mon!
to get to the other side!
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:18 pm
cbsp wrote:
They're both fruit except for the elephant


ha! similar but yours works!
they're both round besides for the elephant Wink
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:28 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
whats the similarity between an orange and an elephant?

(this is a tricky riddle!)


They both peel
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:29 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
Heres two. .
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

Why did the tomato blush?


It is outta this world!
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:34 pm
chassidisheveib wrote:
Heres two. .
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

Why did the tomato blush?


The tomato blushed? Maybe bec he got dressed in public?
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:36 pm
happyness wrote:
Behind every man is….?

A kitchen drawer…”can you please move out of the way?!”


Behind every successful man....

....stands an astonished woman LOL LOL
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:43 pm
Hello2u2 wrote:
what has 5 eyes and cant see?


Mississippi?

lol… counted 5 I’s a few times and now I see it’s 4
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Post Mon, Jul 08 2024, 9:45 pm
BusyBoys wrote:
Mississippi?

lol… counted 5 I’s a few times and now I see it’s 4


Mississippi river!
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