What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ CatLady

Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:44 pm

How Long Did It Take You To Conceive Your Second Child

Once the first child was asleep, we dimmed the lights, put on some music and poured the Chardonnay. That took 4 minutes and 13 seconds. Should I continue?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:44 pm

Cleaning for Pesach in 6 hours or less

How long haf you been hafing zese delusions?

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:46 pm

Couch by Seder

Oh great, another bespoke furniture brand I've never heard of, which probably means it's way out of my budget. You enjoy Couch by Seder. My hand-me-down Couch by Ikea is doing just fine and is probably way more comfortable, bH.

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:48 pm

zaq wrote:

What do you do with kids books

Read them until I can't stand reading them anymore and then give them away.

I'm pretty sure I could recite Peanut Butter and Jelly for Shabbos better than the author.

↑ patzer ↓

Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:49 pm

CatLady wrote:

Yes, please. Popcorn

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Apr 16 2024, 12:40 am

Could I make potato kugel in a KitchenAid?

I don't think that would be effective, unless you enjoy raw kugel, because KitchenAids don't have a heating element.

↑ Plonis ↓

Tue, Apr 16 2024, 1:03 am

Blumenkrantz Doula NJ

I didn't know that doulas can be chometz! What does his book say for this year?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Apr 16 2024, 7:30 am

10 year old mustache when to address it?

As soon as it turns bar mitzvah, so in another three years. Make sure to address is with respect. "To my revered mustache...."

↑ potato ↓

Tue, Apr 16 2024, 9:19 pm

10 year old mustache when to address it?

9.5 years ago

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Apr 16 2024, 10:34 pm

Turning over step by step please

Front to back or back to front?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Apr 16 2024, 10:43 pm

Could have went to pesach program

Could have went, would have went, should have GONE!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Apr 16 2024, 10:46 pm

Can I place an oven on a counter top?

Yes, a dishwasher too. Keep the microwave and exhaust fan on the floor. Good to change things up once a while. A standard kitchen is boring.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 6:35 am

Mayoral pants worth the price?

Not worth it. For just a little more, you can get gubernatorial pants.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 6:43 am

Advice for Slipping Band

1. Invest in non-slip footwear.
2. Remain stationary when playing instruments.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 10:29 am

Betty sold out in bingo

Will they be bringing in more slaves before pesach? And why are they all called Betty?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 4:10 pm

Was my cottonseed oil bad/spoiled?

Has your cottonseed oil been hanging out with the wrong crowd? Did you give in to its every demand?

Maybe you should take a course in caring for your cottonseed oil. There's still time to turn things around before Pesach.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 4:11 pm

Clean makeup kosher for pesach

Honey, just buy new makeup. Not worth trying to clean it.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 4:13 pm

Are cribs/bassinets with bars unsafe?

Yes. Keep all alcohol out of reach from children.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 4:15 pm

There's pain around this but do I say something?

Yes. Tell your doctor this is hurting. Maybe add a few more pertinent details.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 6:28 pm

Shopping for a new body

Is that to replace the erev pesach achy back and legs?

Or a wrinkle free, smooth face?

Combo?