What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 7:07 pm

Shopping for a new body!

I went shopping for a new body but was scared off by the price. It costs an arm and a leg (and then some)!

↑ Plonis ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 8:56 pm

Gift for my married son that helped me tremdously

No, you have it backwards. The gift is supposed to help HIM tremendously.

↑ Plonis ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 8:58 pm

$300 range baby gift ideas

I don't think most babies would appreciate a range. The mother might like one for Pesach, but you can't assume they have room to store it.

↑ newinbp ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 9:06 pm

Urgent!!! Dawn I just bought in Aisle 9 Jackson has no OU

Oish, this Dawn may need a talking to. Why she’s in aisle 9 for purchase is puzzling…not to mention the OU part.

This reminds of when I sat for hours at the TAG office making my phone kosher. I was there for so long my phone was so kosher I could eat it! Are you eating Dawn!?

↑ newinbp ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 9:07 pm

Shopping for a new body!

Ooh at which store?? Is there a sale going on now?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Apr 17 2024, 9:42 pm

Urgent!!! Dawn I just bought in Aisle 9 Jackson has no OU

That's how it's always been spelled. Since the dawoun of time.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Thu, Apr 18 2024, 1:16 am

Shopping for a new body

Perhaps they have some pretty ones in stock.
https://greenwichvillage.nyc/p.....shop/

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Apr 18 2024, 9:54 am

Help, my dress fell through!

Can you reach in a pull it out?

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Apr 18 2024, 10:28 am

Help, my dress fell through!

Were you wearing at at the time?

↑ patzer ↓

Thu, Apr 18 2024, 1:39 pm

Which pants for a child with a stomach? Size 12

I sincerely hope never to hear of a child (or adult) without a stomach! Surprised

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Apr 18 2024, 1:48 pm

Whats the one thing u use the most of over pesach

My koach. I use it all up.

↑ Elfrida ↓

Sat, Apr 20 2024, 3:51 pm

Teeth during pregnancy

Napoleon was born with teeth.
I thinak Moshe Rabbeinu was as well.

Normally they don't develop until a few months after birth. It's known as teething.

↑ ceebea ↓

Sat, Apr 20 2024, 10:18 pm

Teeth during pregnancy

You saw them on the ultrasound? Check for pandas

↑ Elfrida ↓

Sun, Apr 21 2024, 8:12 am

Charoset in Food Processor

Heresy!!!

↑ Lemonade 2323

Sun, Apr 21 2024, 9:13 am

The Happy Wife wrote:

Your great aunt was Betty Crocker? Talk about yichus. 😁

Yep yichus indeed! I have a dd in shidduchim so I make sure to publicise it. After all, middos, money and a Rosh Yeshiva fil might seem important, but a great cook in the family, now that's reeealy important!

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Apr 21 2024, 4:03 pm

How old is too old for a new career?
Dead.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Apr 21 2024, 6:26 pm

Pregnant rav said I can't go to a nail salon

I have so many questions! Can't Believe It

↑ patzer ↓

Sun, Apr 21 2024, 7:25 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Pregnant rav said I can't go to a nail salon

I have so many questions! Can't Believe It

Listen, if I were a pregnant Rav, I'd also be telling people not to go to the nail salon. It wouldn't look good if I met up with them there...

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, Apr 21 2024, 9:21 pm

Seventh Generation Dish Liquid

So we do have minhagim, and I have my grandmother's gorgeous Pesach cake serving set. But I think I'd draw the line at dish liquid, especially if its from 7 generations ago. Did they even Have dish liquid back then?!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Apr 21 2024, 9:54 pm

Tao wrote:

Made out of shmaltz...