What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ s1 ↓

Thu, Sep 05 2024, 7:22 pm

Spelt - benefits?

Yes, that's correct B.E.N.E.F.I.T.S. Well done!

↑ Tao ↓

Thu, Sep 05 2024, 7:54 pm

Elfrida wrote:

Its ok.I got to sit in hospital with the new baby. He had to go home and clean the car. I think I got the better end of the deal!

Nope. I respectfully disagree LOL

my worst nightmare! And very nearly happened to me with the baby before my last....Hence why we left to the hospital this time when I wasn't even sure I was in labor yet lol

↑ Plonis ↓

Fri, Sep 06 2024, 8:45 am

ISO Easy Sliced Pears recipe, with very basic ingredients

Make sure not to skip any of these steps:

INGREDIENTS
Pears (any variety)

METHOD
1. Take pears
2. Slice pears
3. Profit

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sat, Sep 07 2024, 9:35 pm

Baby has running nose non stop for weeks

Better go catch it!

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Sat, Sep 07 2024, 9:50 pm

What exciting thing helps 2 year olds not cry first day

Bring Your Mommy to School Day!

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 12:15 am

Whose right

He’s on first

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 8:13 am

Morah wants head checks

I really thought this thread was about lice.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 8:20 am

Alarm clock for kids that changes colors?

Ooooh that's so cool, your kids are chameleons!?!
Regarding alarm clocks, since this is a rare condition I doubt there's a special alarm clock on the market for them. Just try the alarm clocks us moms of regular folks use.

↑ Genius ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 1:34 pm

Pregnancy
How long does it usually take

Um. In humans? Gestation is nine months or forty weeks. Do NOT do the math.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 2:48 pm

Morah wants head checks

The kids may be nuts, but I don't think it warrants a head check.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 2:50 pm

Whose right

My right. Your left.

↑ Ihatepotatoes ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 3:32 pm

Morah wants head checks

It is early in the year, but a lice infestation is a lice infestation

↑ patzer ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 4:43 pm

Fawlty towers

Not only are the towers fawlty, the spelling is fawlty as well.

↑ patzer ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 4:47 pm

Dr Occhiogrosso

There is NO WAY I'll visit Dr. Ouchy - gross - oh. Surprised

Not a chance.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Sep 08 2024, 6:32 pm

Do you snore?

Since I've never heard myself snore, I'll assume I don't.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Sep 09 2024, 10:26 pm

Paraguard spotting

Hey, keep your eyes to yourself.

↑ Success10 ↓

Tue, Sep 10 2024, 8:02 am

Things I Wish Hashem Hadn’t Created - Light Thread

Well I, for one, am glad that Hashem made light thread so that we can sew up light colored clothing.

↑ newinbp ↓

Tue, Sep 10 2024, 8:59 am

Mir bein hazmanim

My bein hazmanim? What, you may ask, am I doing during my bein hazmanim? What an delightful question! In fact, moms SHOULD get their own bein hazmanim too! Smile

↑ Success10 ↓

Tue, Sep 10 2024, 12:34 pm

Help me find red Shabbos shoes!

Dorothy, I'm so happy to hear you've started keeping Shabbos. Chabad of Kansas really does an amazing job. Keeping Shabbos is so special. After a full week out at work, honestly, there's no place like home.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Sep 10 2024, 6:45 pm

Where can I buy thick string tzitzis- kids

Sorry, human trafficking is illegal regardless of the kind of kid it is. But for my curiosity, what kind of kid is a thick string tzitzis kid? And by thick, do you mean fat or thick-headed?