Home
Log in / Sign Up
    Private Messages   Rules   New User Guide   FAQ   Advertise   Contact Us  
Forum -> The Social Scene -> Chit Chat
What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)
  Previous  1  2  3 472  473  474 526  527  528  Next



Post new topic   Reply to topic View latest: 24h 48h 72h

  CatLady




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:44 pm
How Long Did It Take You To Conceive Your Second Child

Once the first child was asleep, we dimmed the lights, put on some music and poured the Chardonnay. That took 4 minutes and 13 seconds. Should I continue?
Back to top

  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:44 pm
Cleaning for Pesach in 6 hours or less

How long haf you been hafing zese delusions?
Back to top

  Tao  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:46 pm
Couch by Seder

Oh great, another bespoke furniture brand I've never heard of, which probably means it's way out of my budget. You enjoy Couch by Seder. My hand-me-down Couch by Ikea is doing just fine and is probably way more comfortable, bH.
Back to top

  Tao  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:48 pm
zaq wrote:
What do you do with kids books

Read them until I can't stand reading them anymore and then give them away.


I'm pretty sure I could recite Peanut Butter and Jelly for Shabbos better than the author.
Back to top

  patzer  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Apr 15 2024, 7:49 pm
CatLady wrote:
How Long Did It Take You To Conceive Your Second Child

Once the first child was asleep, we dimmed the lights, put on some music and poured the Chardonnay. That took 4 minutes and 13 seconds. Should I continue?


Yes, please. Popcorn
Back to top

  Tao  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 16 2024, 12:40 am
Could I make potato kugel in a KitchenAid?

I don't think that would be effective, unless you enjoy raw kugel, because KitchenAids don't have a heating element.
Back to top

  Plonis  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 16 2024, 1:03 am
Blumenkrantz Doula NJ

I didn't know that doulas can be chometz! What does his book say for this year?
Back to top

  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 16 2024, 7:30 am
10 year old mustache when to address it?

As soon as it turns bar mitzvah, so in another three years. Make sure to address is with respect. "To my revered mustache...."
Back to top

  potato  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 16 2024, 9:19 pm
10 year old mustache when to address it?

9.5 years ago
Back to top

  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 16 2024, 10:34 pm
Turning over step by step please

Front to back or back to front?
Back to top

  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 16 2024, 10:43 pm
Could have went to pesach program

Could have went, would have went, should have GONE!
Back to top

  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 16 2024, 10:46 pm
Can I place an oven on a counter top?

Yes, a dishwasher too. Keep the microwave and exhaust fan on the floor. Good to change things up once a while. A standard kitchen is boring.
Back to top

  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 17 2024, 6:35 am
Mayoral pants worth the price?

Not worth it. For just a little more, you can get gubernatorial pants.
Back to top

  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 17 2024, 6:43 am
Advice for Slipping Band

1. Invest in non-slip footwear.
2. Remain stationary when playing instruments.
Back to top

  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 17 2024, 10:29 am
Betty sold out in bingo

Will they be bringing in more slaves before pesach? And why are they all called Betty?
Back to top

  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 17 2024, 4:10 pm
Was my cottonseed oil bad/spoiled?

Has your cottonseed oil been hanging out with the wrong crowd? Did you give in to its every demand?

Maybe you should take a course in caring for your cottonseed oil. There's still time to turn things around before Pesach.
Back to top

  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 17 2024, 4:11 pm
Clean makeup kosher for pesach

Honey, just buy new makeup. Not worth trying to clean it.
Back to top

  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 17 2024, 4:13 pm
Are cribs/bassinets with bars unsafe?

Yes. Keep all alcohol out of reach from children.
Back to top

  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 17 2024, 4:15 pm
There's pain around this but do I say something?

Yes. Tell your doctor this is hurting. Maybe add a few more pertinent details.
Back to top

  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 17 2024, 6:28 pm
Shopping for a new body

Is that to replace the erev pesach achy back and legs?

Or a wrinkle free, smooth face?

Combo?
Back to top
Page 473 of 528   Previous  1  2  3 472  473  474 526  527  528  Next Recent Topics




Post new topic   Reply to topic    Forum -> The Social Scene -> Chit Chat

Related Topics Replies Last Post
Official Bored YouTube thread #3
by amother
201 Yesterday at 9:08 pm View last post
Nursery in Boro Park - another toileting thread
by amother
5 Wed, Sep 18 2024, 12:56 am View last post
Things I Wish Hashem Hadn’t Created - Light Thread
by amother
88 Thu, Sep 12 2024, 12:14 pm View last post
Another “How Much Do We Need in Israel” thread
by amother
20 Wed, Sep 11 2024, 7:26 am View last post
Another thread on antisemitism
by sequoia
27 Sun, Sep 08 2024, 11:02 pm View last post