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↑ micki ↓

Fri, Jun 06 2008, 6:48 pm

Divorced and never been married

no how'd you manage that? I mean there are all sorts on imamother, but this takes the cake!

↑ Ima'la ↓

Sat, Jun 07 2008, 3:32 pm

(had to go find the thread to see what it REALLY was talking about!)

"one foot more swollen" I read too quickly as "one more foot swollen" - well, how many do you have!

↑ Tehilla ↓

Wed, Jun 11 2008, 5:31 pm

"Divorced and never been married"

well now with the not legally married thread, I can see how it's possible to be divorced but never married.

(c"vs of course)

↑ Crayon210 ↓

Wed, Jun 11 2008, 5:37 pm

That one also kept sounding wrong to me, so I changed it. ;-)

↑ louche ↓

Thu, Jun 12 2008, 10:15 am

"what will I look like when I've lost weight"

Ummm...thinner?

↑ Tehilla ↓

Thu, Jun 12 2008, 3:38 pm

"how well do you wash"

ewwwwww

I make sure I'm clean.

**secondary reaction: and no one has complained B"H!

↑ flowerpower ↓

Thu, Jun 12 2008, 5:35 pm

Tehilla wrote:

"how well do you wash"

ewwwwww

I make sure I'm clean.

**secondary reaction: and no one has complained B"H!

Hey, I was going to comment on that one.

It's noones business if I clean myself or not, or is that a hint?

↑ Clarissa ↓

Thu, Jun 12 2008, 7:53 pm

"Mastitis, anyone?"

No, thanks.

↑ chaylizi ↓

Thu, Jun 12 2008, 8:14 pm

What thing in tznius are you taking on?- is there a worldwide initiative to take something on that I haven't heard of????

↑ First Lady ↓

Thu, Jun 12 2008, 8:18 pm

Quote:

In class right now, I'm such a rebel!

I though one is considered a rebel when they're not in class.

↑ discover ↓

Thu, Jun 12 2008, 11:21 pm

"say cheese" - oh, hang on, I'm not quite ready for my photo op

↑ flowerpower ↓

Thu, Jun 12 2008, 11:24 pm

"keeping a child home to babysit"

Send him to school so you don't need to babysit him.

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Fri, Jun 13 2008, 7:29 am

Okay, I know this sounds weird, but until I realized "going to Rome" was in the vacation section, I thought it was a metaphor for something else. What, I had no idea.

↑ louche ↓

Fri, Jun 13 2008, 7:53 am

HindaRochel wrote:

Okay, I know this sounds weird, but until I realized "going to Rome" was in the vacation section, I thought it was a metaphor for something else. What, I had no idea.

"going to the Jericho" is an old-fashioned euphemism for visiting the outhouse--presumably b/c the outhouse was so far from the house it may as well have been in Jericho--or maybe because "the walls were tumbling down." (Hopefully not!) Now since this is slightly disrespectful of a city in the Holy Land, we could adopt "going to Rome" as our own expression for going to the bathroom. I like it!

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Fri, Jun 13 2008, 7:55 am

louche wrote:

HindaRochel wrote:

Okay, I know this sounds weird, but until I realized "going to Rome" was in the vacation section, I thought it was a metaphor for something else. What, I had no idea.

LOL... And we'll always be able to identify ImaMothers (and family).

↑ yo'ma ↓

Fri, Jun 13 2008, 2:36 pm

I've never written here yet, but I can't get it out of my head...
Where have all my fleshig lids gone?
I keep singing, Where have all the good men gone..?