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micki
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 Fri, Jun 06 2008, 3:48 pm
Divorced and never been married
no how'd you manage that? I mean there are all sorts on imamother, but this takes the cake!
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Ima'la
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Sat, Jun 07 2008, 12:32 pm
(had to go find the thread to see what it REALLY was talking about!)
"one foot more swollen" I read too quickly as "one more foot swollen" - well, how many do you have!
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Tehilla
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Wed, Jun 11 2008, 2:31 pm
"Divorced and never been married"
well now with the not legally married thread, I can see how it's possible to be divorced but never married.
(c"vs of course)
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Crayon210
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Wed, Jun 11 2008, 2:37 pm
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That one also kept sounding wrong to me, so I changed it. ;-)
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louche
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Thu, Jun 12 2008, 7:15 am
"what will I look like when I've lost weight"
Ummm...thinner?
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Tehilla
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Thu, Jun 12 2008, 12:38 pm
"how well do you wash"
ewwwwww
I make sure I'm clean.
**secondary reaction: and no one has complained B"H!
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flowerpower
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Thu, Jun 12 2008, 2:35 pm
| Tehilla wrote: | "how well do you wash"
ewwwwww
I make sure I'm clean.
**secondary reaction: and no one has complained B"H! |
Hey, I was going to comment on that one.
It's noones business if I clean myself or not, or is that a hint?
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Clarissa
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Thu, Jun 12 2008, 4:53 pm
"Mastitis, anyone?"
No, thanks.
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chaylizi
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Thu, Jun 12 2008, 5:14 pm
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What thing in tznius are you taking on?- is there a worldwide initiative to take something on that I haven't heard of????
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First Lady
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Thu, Jun 12 2008, 5:18 pm
| Quote: | | In class right now, I'm such a rebel! |
I though one is considered a rebel when they're not in class.
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discover
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Thu, Jun 12 2008, 8:21 pm
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"say cheese" - oh, hang on, I'm not quite ready for my photo op
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flowerpower
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Thu, Jun 12 2008, 8:24 pm
"keeping a child home to babysit"
Send him to school so you don't need to babysit him.
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HindaRochel
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Fri, Jun 13 2008, 4:29 am
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Okay, I know this sounds weird, but until I realized "going to Rome" was in the vacation section, I thought it was a metaphor for something else. What, I had no idea.
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louche
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Fri, Jun 13 2008, 4:53 am
| HindaRochel wrote: | | Okay, I know this sounds weird, but until I realized "going to Rome" was in the vacation section, I thought it was a metaphor for something else. What, I had no idea. |
"going to the Jericho" is an old-fashioned euphemism for visiting the outhouse--presumably b/c the outhouse was so far from the house it may as well have been in Jericho--or maybe because "the walls were tumbling down." (Hopefully not!) Now since this is slightly disrespectful of a city in the Holy Land, we could adopt "going to Rome" as our own expression for going to the bathroom. I like it!
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HindaRochel
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Fri, Jun 13 2008, 4:55 am
| louche wrote: | | HindaRochel wrote: | | Okay, I know this sounds weird, but until I realized "going to Rome" was in the vacation section, I thought it was a metaphor for something else. What, I had no idea. |
"going to the Jericho" is an old-fashioned euphemism for visiting the outhouse--presumably b/c the outhouse was so far from the house it may as well have been in Jericho--or maybe because "the walls were tumbling down." (Hopefully not!) Now since this is slightly disrespectful of a city in the Holy Land, we could adopt "going to Rome" as our own expression for going to the bathroom. I like it! |
LOL... And we'll always be able to identify ImaMothers (and family).
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yo'ma
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Fri, Jun 13 2008, 11:36 am
I've never written here yet, but I can't get it out of my head...
Where have all my fleshig lids gone?
I keep singing, Where have all the good men gone..?
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realeez
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Sun, Jun 15 2008, 10:50 am
"Need a passport to get into montreal?"
(not if you are coming from Toronto)
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Ima'la
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Sun, Jun 15 2008, 10:59 am
"Boro Park OBGYN and Dr. Kliot merge!"
those mods again!!!
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mimivan
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Mon, Jun 16 2008, 5:26 am
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At what age did your kid begin to use deodorant? When they began to stink
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Blossom
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Mon, Jun 16 2008, 7:47 am
| Quote: | | I WANT a father's day present |
Hey, no men allowed here.
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