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↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 25 2012, 8:55 am

DrMom wrote:

"Why do chassidish wives sit in the back seat of the car?"

To get to the other side?

Nah, to better change the lightbulb.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 25 2012, 5:52 pm

Summer Road Trip

Pesach recipes

Did I miss something? Pull a Rip Van Winkle and didn't realize it? What was my shelach manos theme, anyway?

(In the interest of full disclosure, a local supermarket's kosher section had Pesach margarine still good to go on sale for $1. I bought six, bagged it well, put it in the freezer.)

↑ observer ↓

Wed, Jan 25 2012, 8:05 pm

"Need help with digestion problems- googling doesnt help me"

Googling is great and all, but did you really think it works as a digestion aid?

↑ observer ↓

Wed, Jan 25 2012, 8:05 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Weather in Vegas

Good luck finding out - you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Jan 25 2012, 8:39 pm

Can I Lose A Decent Amount Of Weight From Exercising Alone?

Of course not. You only lose weight when excercising with a good friend.

↑ hadasa ↓

Wed, Jan 25 2012, 11:41 pm

I just want to say thank you to everyone who contributes to this thread. Whenever I'm in a bad mood I check out this thread - it's the best picker-upper!

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Jan 26 2012, 4:10 am

"Bar Mitzvah gift for Nephew - is this a crazy request"

Well, considering that I don't know you or your nephew, yes, it is rather unreasonable.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jan 26 2012, 9:19 am

Square wedding bands

Can't help you out, cats, but if you want some hep, groovy ones you got my number.

↑ onlyme ↓

Thu, Jan 26 2012, 12:11 pm

Baby Nurse

Car Honk. Cow Moo.

↑ hadasa ↓

Thu, Jan 26 2012, 12:41 pm

Pregnancy > Do you eat tuna out of the can?

Do you really think that if I transfer it to a plate it will make a difference?

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Thu, Jan 26 2012, 6:52 pm

How to tell parents about pregnancy

By the time they are parents it is really too late to have this talk.....

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Jan 26 2012, 10:29 pm

"Recurrent corneal Erosion"

I read this as "Recurrent Cornmeal Erosion" and wanted to suggest keeping your cornmeal stored in an airtight container to that it cannot be eroded by wind or water.

↑ leomom ↓

Fri, Jan 27 2012, 12:22 am

Great. Three hours of laugh-induced asthma because I read the last two pages of this thread.

Y'all should write stand-up!
Very Happy

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jan 27 2012, 5:31 am

Why do chassidishe women not eat sour pickles?

Well, I can tell you why non-chassidishe women eat sour pickles. It's to get to the other side. Oops. Sorry, DrMom, didn't realize how recently that was used. It's to keep our skirts up.

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I want to kill my upstairs neighbors.

Under manners and ettiquette...hm, would you like to know the most polite way to do it? You may want to read Miss Melville Regrets.

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Amish mishloach manos.

OK, what can anyone say to that one?

↑ realeez ↓

Fri, Jan 27 2012, 5:35 am

hadasa wrote:

Pregnancy > Do you eat tuna out of the can?

Do you really think that if I transfer it to a plate it will make a difference?

You'll have a classier child then Wink

↑ Ima_Shelli

Fri, Jan 27 2012, 9:46 am

"moving to a new community to be a talker"

Every community needs a yenta, you know.

yaelinIN

Sat, Jan 28 2012, 7:35 pm

"rabbis are not babysitters"

What about Pirchei??

↑ observer ↓

Sat, Jan 28 2012, 8:42 pm

"Bedwetting doctor's name"

How does everyone know that this doctor wets his bed? And why are we sharing his name?

↑ hadasa ↓

Sun, Jan 29 2012, 2:26 am

Crazy bil

So call up the phone, gas or credit card company and tell them ...

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Jan 29 2012, 10:26 am

"Face primer"

Okay, here goes:

Basically, there are two eyes, a nose, and a mouth.

The face is (roughly) two-fold symmetrical, with the eyes located approximately 1/3 of the way from the top. There are two eyes. The nose is located below the midpoint between the eyes, and the mouth is centered on the centerline below the nose.

There are other features too, such as cheeks and a chin and eyebrows, but we'll save that for a more advanced lesson.

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